35 Funny Birthday Poems

Over The Hill

They say you are over the hill
That you have been through the mill
The age you are is a number that's high
But don't you sit down and cry.

Life is too short as you well know
There is nothing you can do to make it slow
So live up this day and let the celebrations start
We love you even if you are an old fart!

Age May Come But ...

Oh aging, you sly old thief,
Stealing hair and causing grief.
But hey, let's not be dour,
Time's flowing, no stopping that power.

So grab those wrinkles with delight,
And dance 'til morning, own the night!
For laughter's the best trick up our sleeve -
Age may come, but joy won't leave!

Another Year Gone

Another year’s gone, and here you stand,
Wrinkles and wisdom hand in hand.
But don’t you fret, you’re aging fine,
Like vintage cheese—or a good boxed wine!

Another Year Older

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Another year older, but that's nothing new.
Your smile's as bright as the summer sun,
Your jokes make me giggle, oh what fun!

You're aging like fine wine, my dear friend,
Grey hairs and wrinkles, it's a trend.
So embrace this day with laughter and cheer,
And let's celebrate you getting older this year!

Roses Are Red

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Another year older
That is you.

At your age
Make sure you stop
And smell the roses
Before you drop.

And put on your glasses
So you can see
The blue in the violets
Are as pretty as can be.

All joking aside,
I wish you a happy day
Next year we will
Forget it is your birthday!

A Poem, A Verse, A Rhyme, Or Two

A poem, a verse, a rhyme, or two
I was going to write just for you
But then I thought what do I want to say
And just wrote Happy Birthday!

No sense going on and on
Reminding you the years have all gone
I just keep coming back
Today's your birthday, that's a fact.

And as I thought of years gone by
My pen just started to fly
Wow! That is a lot of years
Thinking of laughter and some tears.

So now, look what I have done
I have written too much but it was fun
So I will end with one last thought
Birthdays are free they can't be bought.

Another Candle, Another Cheer

Another candle on your cake,
How much frosting will it take?
A forklift soon might haul it in,
But hey, that’s where the fun begins!

Your memory’s sharp, your wit’s still quick,
(Though sometimes you forget where you left your stick!)
But age is a number, don’t you agree?
You’re vintage now—like fine old Brie!

Your wisdom grows with every year,
So does your love for naps, I hear.
But don’t you worry, stay light and spry,
There’s plenty of cake to keep you high.

So here’s to you, a laugh, a toast,
To the person we all adore the most!
May your days be sunny, your skies stay clear,
And may you have many more happy years!

Celebrate

They say that birthdays stop with age
Whoever said that should be put in a cage
The years fly by and before we know
The wrinkles come and they show.

But some things are out of our control
So forget the birthday and focus on your goal
Life is too short to regret
Or waste our time and sit and fret.

Celebrate your birthday this day
Be happy in every way
Don't let age get to you
Celebrate in every way!

Another Birthday

Another birthday has come around,
No, you can't turn around.
You count the years backward
We know your age, we have the records.

Maybe you should add 10 years to your age
People would then say you look great at this stage.
But really who cares how old you are
Just tell them you're a classic, like a good old car.

You're worth more now because of your experience
Tell others not to make judgments on your appearance.
You are older but wiser, you're like a good wine
You know what you want and that is just fine!

Today's Your Day

Today’s your day, so laugh and cheer,
Celebrate big, your time is here!
Cake and candles, friends galore,
Here’s to a year with smiles in store!

Age Is Just A Number

Another birthday, it seems too soon,
Time flies like a zealous loon.
Just yesterday I was eighteen, spry and free,
Now I struggle to climb one single tree.

Gray hairs appear like dandelion fluff,
Wrinkles pop up with an audacious bluff.
But hey, who needs to feel dismayed?
Age is just a number, I will not be swayed!

A Birthday Treat

For your birthday, I've got a treat,
That's gluten-free and oh so sweet.
Zero calories, so no need to fret,
This gift is the best you'll ever get.

It's absolutely delightful, I must say,
A present that won't make you weigh.
So enjoy this special, guilt-free delight,
Happy birthday, my friend, have a bite!

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Your Age

This is the day you were born
Hope you don't feel forlorn
Even though you are older now
We think you should take a bow.

The years have passed so fast
Your younger years are in the past
But don't fret about your age
And don't wish the years back to teenage

You may be slower and not as quick
Your age may make you feel sick
You can feel wrinkled and old
But we think you are worth more than gold!

Aging

My hair’s turned gray, my steps may slow,
But my sense of humor continues to glow.
Aging’s just a playful jest—
Who needs youth when naps are the best?

How Many Years

My birthday! "How many years ago?
Twenty or thirty?" Don't ask me!
"Forty or fifty?" How can I tell?
I do not remember my birth, you see!

I know I am here, but when I came
Let someone wiser than I am tell!
Did this sweet flower you plucked for me
Know when its bud began to swell?

How old am I? You ought to know
Without any telling of mine, my dear!
For when I came to this happy earth
Were you not waiting for me here?

But - how old am I? You must tell.
Just as old as I seem to you!
Nor shall I a day older be
While life remaineth and love is true!

Look Ahead

Oh, the day is here
But don't you fear
Another year has passed you by
Please laugh, don't you cry.

Be happy you made it another year
And remember many think you're a dear
Time continues to march on
Not all is lost, not all is gone!

Look at the experience you have gained
Even though with your age you're in pain
No sense in looking back
Look ahead and stay on track!

The Facts

I look at you and all the facts
I can't believe your age and how you act.
The number might suggest your old
That you should be shriveled and full of mold.

But, hey look at you
You're young in all you do
The number doesn't mean a thing
As long as you can still sing.

So may this little rhyme and verse
Be one that you don't curse.
Smile and be happy today
Remember, it's your birthday!

Be Happy

These days you have more naps
You remind us of our little cat
You nod off when watching TV
We know it is not 'cause you are lazy.

The years are creeping along too fast
Hard to imagine your youth in the past
But who cares about age these days?
Just be happy in every way.

A Happy Birthday we wish for you
You're getting older that is true
But we love you more each day
Even if you are going gray!

Not To Worry

Birthdays come once a year
But you may wish they would disappear.
But not to worry about birthday blues
You are not old enough for them to hit you.

I don't want to hear you complain or whine,
Just be happy you get to go out and dine.
A birthday is a celebration of you
We won't mention your age unless you do!

For The Birds

Birthdays are sometimes hard to observe
Many people think they are for the birds.
Well, when I look at your age
I can see why you are at that stage.

Where did the years go
Another birthday, oh no
It only seemed like yesterday
We celebrated your birthday.

Oh who cares about age
Don't let it discourage
Be happy and just say
It is just another day!

What A Treat

A birthday’s here, oh what a treat,
With laughter and cake that’s tough to beat.
Make a wish, then blow with flair,
And watch your dreams float through the air!

Forever Young at Heart

The candles may add up, that’s true,
But they don’t define the "real" you!
For deep inside, you’re still that spark,
Chasing dreams and lighting the dark.

Who says age is a tethered thing?
Your spirit soars, it starts to sing.
Dance in the rain, skip through the park,
Stay up late just to stargaze and hark!

Wrinkles? Bah! They’re lines of cheer,
Proof you’ve smiled year after year.
Gray hairs? No, those are streaks of light,
Wisdom shining, oh-so-bright.

So blow out the candles, make your wish,
A plate of joy on life’s grand dish.
For young at heart, you’ll always be,
Ageless, timeless, wild, and free!

Make Me Smile From Ear To Ear

On this joyous day I'll share something to make you cheer
At our tender age, love's power is quite clear
Our bond will never falter, it stands so grand and tall
Our love grows with every passing year like a magical waterfall.

So on this birthday let me tell you loud and clear
My love just keeps on growing with each new year
You make me smile from ear to ear
Forever more, greater love we shall share!

Time To Slow

If only I could get time to slow my age,
No one would know the wrinkles on my face.
I could go back to that youthful stage,
Instead of making friends with age’s grace.

All I need is to take a break,
From all this aging that I hate.
Cuz instead of getting softer with age,
I'd just stay young until a ripe old age!

Remember When? Seems Like Yesterday

Remember when we stayed out late,
Danced all night, feeling great?
Seems like only yesterday, it's true,
But now, midnight feels way past due.

Remember those parties, loud and wild,
Laughing and singing, carefree and mild?
Now it's "shh, the neighbors might hear,"
And we’re home by nine, clutching our gear.

Remember when candles were fun to blow,
A handful, a puff, a quick little show?
Now there’s so many, we fear the fire,
Calling the firetruck isn't our desire!

Remember when age was just a thing,
We never cared what years would bring?
Now the joints creak and the back might ache,
Yet we laugh more at each birthday cake.

So here’s to you on your special day,
Laugh at the years that have slipped away.
For life’s still a gift, a joy, a cheer,
Happy birthday to you, year after year!

The Candles

The candles once few now brightly gleam,
Each one a wish, a cherished dream.
Past birthdays bring a warm embrace,
With laughter and love time can’t erase.

Today Marks Another Year

Today marks another year
Don't let age give you fear
Let your smilin' face show
That you still have that glow.

The stages of life happen so fast
Youth was yesterday but now has past
Then mid-life comes along
Life is good, you sing a song

But the years continue to tick on by
You won't say how old, you just lie
How old are you we say
Not a year older than yesterday?

Another Year

Another year, another birthday
Oh, how time does slip away.

It is like one wrinkle and then there are two
Every day now there is one that is new

The candles on your cake seem so bright
The whole house is full of light.

Life seems to be passing by
You sometimes say with a sigh

But celebrate this day today
And be happy in every way.

Be thankful for this birthday
The option is not one I want to say

Enjoy your life no matter the wrinkles
Spread sunshine with lots of sprinkles.

Short Birthday Poems To Bring A Smile

Quick, amusing poems that are sure to make anyone grin on their birthday.

Birthdays By The Year

We count our birthdays by the years,
And with each one we add,
We count them short, if they've brought joy,
And long, if they've been sad,
But count them the way we will,
For all hold joys and tears,
May we continue to see the ticking of the years!

It's Just A Number

No need to count, it’s just a number,
A day to skip chores and enjoy a slumber.
So grab some cake, as we make a toast,
You’re the one we love the most!

Not Just Another Day

It’s not just a day, it’s your grand debut,
A time for cake and laughter too.
Forget the chores, let fun hold sway,
It’s your birthday—hip-hip-hooray!

Bright

Why did we get sunglasses for you?
Well, we know what is true.
When the candles on your cake are lit
It will be bright we will admit.

Repeat

Gather a handful of roses,
Some sunbeams, a rainbow or two,
A couple of stars to wish on
To bring you all your special dreams true,
Tie them with ribbons of memories,
The kind that are lovely and sweet,
And have the kind of birthday
You'd love to repeat and repeat!

The Age

Your birthday, the age you have reached
Could make us all stop and screech
But instead, we thought we would just sing
Forget your age and the feeling
That older and wiser you now appear
But we still think of you as a dear!

Another Year Older

Another year older, another birthday done,
Closer to the grave, but let's have some fun.
One more candle on the cake, one less breath in my chest
But I'll still celebrate, 'cause life's a jest.
Too many birthdays could mean I'm near the end,
But for now, I'll dance and sing, my aging I'll amend.