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19 Funny Birthday Poems
Here are some funny birthday poems and short humorous rhymes that you can share with others to bring a smile to their face on their special day to wish them a Happy Birthday.
We can't stop the aging process so we might as well laugh and celebrate!
Those who take their age seriously, need to lighten up and live life
and forget about their age. Humor will always lighten the mood! And those who never seem to get older always will enjoy a good laugh!
Birthday Poems
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Popular Birthday Poems and Rhymes:
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Over The Hill
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
They say you are over the hill
That you have been thru the mill
The age you are is a number that's high
But don't you sit down and cry.
Life is too short as you well know
There is nothing you can do to make it slow
So live up this day and let the celebrations start
We love you even if you are an old fart!
You may also find a poem to suit someone getting older in our
collection of
funny birthday poems about old age
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A Poem, A Verse, A Rhyme, Or Two
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
A poem, a verse, a rhyme, or two
I was going to write just for you
But then I thought what do I want to say
And just wrote Happy Birthday!
No sense going on and on
Reminding you the years have all gone
I just keep coming back
Today's your birthday, that's a fact.
And as I thought of years gone by
My pen just started to fly
Wow! that is a lot of years
Thinking of laughter and some tears.
So now here look what I have done
I have written too much but it was fun
So I will end with one last thought
Birthdays are
free they can't be bought.
Poems on Aging
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Your Age
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
This is the day you were born
Hope you don't feel forlorn
Even though you are older now
We think you should take a bow.
The years have passed so fast
Your younger years are in the past
But don't fret about your age
And don't wish the years back to teenage
You may be slower and not as quick
Your age may make you feel sick
You can feel wrinkled and old
But we think you are worth more than gold!
Funny Poems About Aging
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How Many Years
Poet: Julia C. R. Dorr
My birthday! "How many years ago?
Twenty or thirty?" Don't ask me!
"Forty or fifty?" How can I tell?
I do not remember my birth, you see!
I know I am here, but when I came
Let some one wiser than I am tell!
Did this sweet flower you plucked for me
Know when its bud began to swell?
How old am I? You ought to know
Without any telling of mine, my dear!
For when I came to this happy earth
Were you not waiting for me here?
But - how old am I? You must tell.
Just as old as I seem to you!
Nor shall I a day older be
While life remaineth and love is true!
When people hit milestone birthdays, all those ending in zero, they sometimes don't want to admit their age. Turning 40 is one of those milestones! Share a poem from our collection of
funny 40th birthday poems.
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Look Ahead
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
Oh, the day is here
But don't you fear
Another year has passed you by
Please laugh, don't you cry.
Be happy you made it another year
And remember many think you're a dear
Time continues to march on
Not all is lost, not all is gone!
Look at the experience you have gained
Even though with your age you're in pain
No sense in looking back
Look ahead and stay on track!
Poems About Laughter
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For The Birds
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
Birthdays are sometimes hard to observe
Many people think they are for the birds.
Well, when I look at your age
I can see why you are at that stage.
Where did the years go
Another birthday, oh no
It only seemed like yesterday
We celebrated your birthday.
Oh who cares about age
Don't let it discourage
Be happy and just say
It is just another day!
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Birthdays By The Year
Poet: Unknown
We count our birthdays by the years,
And with each one we add,
We count them short, if they've brought joy,
And long, if they've been sad,
But count them the way we will,
For all hold joys and tears,
May we continue to see the ticking of the years!
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Find poems for a friend who is getting older in our
collection of
funny birthday poems for friends
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Bright
by Theodore Higgingsworth
Why did we get sunglasses for you?
Well, we know what is true.
When the candles on your cake are lit
It will be bright we will admit.
Turning 30 Poems
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Another Year
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
Another year, another birthday
Oh, how time does slip away.
It is like one wrinkle and then there's two
Every day now there is one that is new
The candles on your cake seem so bright
The whole house is full of light.
Life seems to be passing by
You sometimes say with a sigh
But celebrate this day today
And be happy in every way.
Be thankful for this birthday
The option is not one I want to say
Enjoy your life no matter the wrinkles
Spread sunshine with lots of sprinkles
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Time To Slow
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
If only I could get time to slow my age,
No one would know the wrinkles on my face.
I could go back to that youthful stage,
Instead of making friends with age’s grace.
All I need is to take a break,
From all this aging that I hate.
Cuz instead of getting softer with age,
I'd just stay young until a ripe old age!
Poems About Time
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Be Happy
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
These days you have more naps
You remind us of our little cat
You nod off when watching TV
We know it is not 'cause you are lazy.
The years are creeping along too fast
Hard to imagine your youth in the past
But who cares about age these days?
Just be happy in every way.
A Happy Birthday we wish for you
You're getting older that is true
But we love you more each day
Even if you are going gray!
Funny Poems
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Another Year
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
Today marks another year
Don't let age give you fear
Let your smilin' face show
That you still have that glow.
The stages of life happen so fast
Youth was yesterday but now has past
Then mid-life comes along
Life is good, you sing a song
But the years continue to tick on by
You won't say how old, you just lie
How old are you we say
Not a year older than yesterday?
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The Facts
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
I look at you and all the facts
I can't believe your age and how you act.
The number might suggest your old
That you should be shriveled and full of mold.
But, hey look at you
You're young in all you do
The number doesn't mean a thing
As long as you can still sing.
So may this little rhyme and verse
Be one that you don't curse.
Smile and be happy today
Remember, it's your birthday!
Quotes About Aging
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Celebrate
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
They say that birthdays stop with age
Whoever said that should be put in a cage
The years fly by and before we know
The wrinkles come and they show.
But some things are out of our control
So forget the birthday and focus on your goal
Life is too short to regret
Or waste our time and sit and fret.
Celebrate your birthday this day
Be happy in every way
Don't let age get to you
Celebrate in every way!
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Repeat
Poet: Unknown
Gather a handful of roses,
Some sunbeams, a rainbow or two,
A couple of stars to wish on
To bring you all your special dreams true,
Tie them with ribbons of memories,
The kind that are lovely and sweet,
And have the kind of birthday
You'd love to repeat and repeat!
Funny Poems About Life
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Another Birthday
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
Another birthday has come around,
No, you can't turn around.
You count the years backward
We know your age, we got the records.
Maybe you should add 10 years to your age
People would then say you look great at this stage.
But really who cares how old you are
Just tell them you're a classic, like a good old car.
You're worth more now because of your experience
Tell others not to make judgments on your appearance.
You are older but wiser, you're like a good wine
You know what you want and that is just fine!
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Roses Are Red
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Another year older
That is you.
At your age
Make sure you stop
And smell the roses
Before you drop.
And put on your glasses
So you can see
The blue in the violets
Are as pretty as can be.
All joking aside,
I wish you a happy day
And next year we will
Forget it is your birthday!
Roses Are Red Birthday Poems
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The Age
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
Your birthday, the age you have reached
Could make us all stop and screech
But instead, we thought we would just sing
Forget your age and the feeling
That older and wiser you now appear
But we still think of you as a dear!
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Not To Worry
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
Birthdays come once a year
But you may wish they would disappear.
But not to worry about birthday blues
You really are not old enough for them to hit you.
I don't want to hear you complain or whine,
Just be happy you get to go out and dine.
A birthday is a celebration of you
We won't mention your age unless you do!
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rhymes, and verses are ones that have brought a smile to your face and that
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