22 Funny Roses Are Red Poems

1. Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   I'm terrible at poetry,
   But hey, how about a barbecue?




2. Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   I bought you this card,
   Because I had to.




3. Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   I tried to bake a cake,
   But it turned out like goo.
   I wanted to impress you,
   With my culinary art,
   But now we need a fireman,
   To tear this thing apart.




4. Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   I wanted to surprise you,
   With a song that's fresh and new.
   But when I hit those high notes,
   The dog started to howl,
   I guess I'll stick to writing poems,
   And leave the singing to the fowl!




5. Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   I wrote this rhyme,
   Just for you-know-who.




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7. Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   I promise to stop rhyming,
   If you say, "I do."




8. Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   I tried to fix the sink,
   But I made a big to-do.
   Water's spraying everywhere,
   Water is all over the place,
   I think it's time to call a pro,
   Before I flood the whole space.




9. Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   I tried to be funny,
   Giving a smile just for you.




10. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'm out of clever ideas,
    So this poem is written for you!




11. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I wrote you a poem,
    Instead of cleaning my shoe.




12. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I can't write a poem,
    But at least I'm not in a zoo.




13. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I tried to make you breakfast,
    But the kitchen's quite askew.
    Eggs on the ceiling,
    Pancakes on the floor,
    I swear I followed the recipe,
    But it seems some training, I need more.




14. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I made you this rhyme,
    Because I'm so into you.




15. Roses are red,
    You think violets are blue
    But I got to tell ya
    I'm smilin at you!




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17. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I tried to be poetic,
    But my skills are askew.




18. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I wrote you a poem,
    Because you're awesome, it's true.




19. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    This poem's kinda silly,
    Just like me and you.




20. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I wrote you this poem,
    In my favorite shoe.
    I hope it brings a laugh,
    To brighten up your day,
    And if you need a new shoe,
    Well, now you know the way!




21. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Make sure you smile,
    Or I'll tell a bad joke or two!




22. Roses are red, violets are blue,
    I'm terrible at this, but glad you're my boo.
    You're the best, and that's no lie,
    Even though I can't rhyme to save my life.
    But here's to us and our love so fine,
    Hope you'll always be mine!