66 Humorous Quotes

A collection of humor quotes makes a great medicine for every person no matter who or where you are in the cycle of life. In humor, you will find that life does not seem so hard. Humor is better than any medicine that you could possibly buy in the market.


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  1. ...a smile then a chuckle before you know it laughter explodes like a bubble - from the bottom of your toes laughter rises up to your nose. Catherine Pulsifer, It Starts With A Smile
    Smile Poems



  2. A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. William Arthur Ward
    Encouragement Quotes



  3. One of your most valuable assets is a good sense of humor
  4. "One of your most valuable assets is a good sense of humor. In general, humorous people are fun to be with, have less stress and a healthier outlook on life." Catherine Pulsifer
    Poems of Encouragement



  5. Life can be humorous but only when you are able to first laugh at your shortcomings. Sam Fickinsen
    Poems About Life



  6. If you would have a happy family life, remember two things: in matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current. Unknown
    Poems About Family



  7. "Nature is always kind enough to give even her clouds a humorous lining." James Russell Lowell
    Garden Poems



  8. It is a great misfortune, not to have sense enough to speak well, and judgement enough to speak little. Unknown
    Funny Quotes About Life



  9. Reading one book is like eating one potato chip. Diane Duane
    Poems About Books



  10. Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. Author Unknown
    Funny Birthday Poems About Old Age



  11. Never underestimate the healing power of a gut-wrenching laugh
  12. Never underestimate the healing power of a gut-wrenching laugh; the spirit of a person can be instantly transformed to one of bountiful joy without adding any human-made substance to the mix of life. Byron R. Pulsifer
    Enjoy Life Quotes



  13. Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January. Jim Gaffigan
    Valentines Day Poems



  14. For of all hard things to bear and grin, the hardest is knowing you're taken in. Phoebe Cary
    Famous Poets



  15. I never lost a little fish - Yes, I'm free to say. It always was the biggest fish I caught, that got away. Eugene Field
    Famous Poems



  16. I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope
    Poems For My Brother



  17. Sisters don’t need words. They have perfected their own secret language of smiles, sniffs, sighs, gasps, winks and eye rolls. Author Unknown
    Sister Quotes



  18. We're sorry your aging is so humorous, we'll all eventually be turning this age too, but the funny thing is when we get to this age, we'll still be younger than you! Julie Hebert, You're Older Than We
    Funny Birthday Poems For Friends



  19. It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak. Phyllis Diller
    Thanksgiving Poems



  20. "Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society." William Thackeray
    Funny Poems About Life



  21. Together we are like peanut butter and jam - we go together like a smooth-running program Catherine Pulsifer, Together We Are
    Soulmate Poems



  22. If nothing changed during your lifetime, you'd still be in diapers. Aren't you glad that change has occurred? Byron R. Pulsifer
    Positive Quotes About Change



  23. Too hot to crawl, too hot to creep, too hot to wake, too hot to sleep...Too blooming hot for anything! Unknown, July
    Poems About The Seasons



  24. One morning, very early, before the sun was up, I rose ....but my lazy little shadow, like an arrant sleepy-head. had stayed at home behind me and was fast asleep in bed.
    Poetry of Robert Louis Stevenson, My Shadow



  25. Humor, a great stress reliever! Laugh, be happy and have less stress!. Catherine Pulsifer
  26. "Humor, a great stress reliever! Laugh, be happy and have less stress!" Catherine Pulsifer
    Stress Relief



  27. I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. Robert Orben
    Baby Poems



  28. My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns. Bret Michaels
    Rose Poems



  29. Being in love is hard to describe - it doesn't happen by any pill prescribed Kate Summers, Being In Love
    Poems About Being In Love



  30. I'm feeling much better - like peaches and cream - for a poem is the best way of letting off steam! William Cole, I'm So Mad I Could Scream
    Poems About Anger



  31. To be of good humor is to be of good cheer each day, with a smile and a bounce to each step of the way. Byron Pulsifer, With A Smile
    A Smile Costs Nothing



  32. Looking back and wondering "if", is about as good as jumping off a cliff. Catherine Pulsifer, The Tiny Word of "If"
    If Poems



  33. 30 is the new 20, unless you’re 20, then it’s the new 40.
  34. 30 is the new 20, unless you’re 20, then it’s the new 40. Dane Peddigrew
    Turning 30



  35. Today is your birthday, and there is something I must say, it's time to confess your age, as we all can see, you've gone grey. Catherine Pulsifer, Time To Fess Up
    Funny Poems About Aging


  36. sky looks like cottage cheese spilled on a blue table cloth Richard L. Ratliff
    Sky



  37. Fish come in three sizes: small, medium, and the one that got away! Author Unknown
    Poems About Fishing



  38. Oldest sister: I make the rules. Middle sister: I’m the reason we have the rules. Little sister: Rules don’t apply to me. Author Unknown
    Sister Poems



  39. A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted 
by every pebble in the road. Henry Ward Beecher

  40. "A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble in the road." Henry Ward Beecher
    Cute Quotes For Instagram


  41. I like your sense of humor your quick and ready wit; of the sunny side of living- you've not lost sight of it. Mrs. Fred C. Wilbanks, To Day
    To Dad


  42. A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. Robert Orben
    Vacation



  43. Even if you're on the right track - you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
    Procrastination


  44.  I’m not growing older, I’m increasing in value.
  45. I’m not growing older, I’m increasing in value. Author Unknown
    Funny Birthday Poems About Old Age



  46. No one did it, no one at all. Do we laugh or do we bawl? Catherine Pulsifer, Who Did It
    Mr Nobody Poem



  47. "Good nature is worth more than knowledge, more than money, more than honor, to the persons who possess it." Henry Ward Beecher
    Short Positive Quotes



  48. "Laughing at ourselves is possible when we are able to see humanity as it is - a little lower than the angels and at times only slightly higher than the apes. Tom Mullen
    Time



  49.  Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.
  50. Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. Pete Seeger
    Experience



  51. It seems to me the road called life...it's not easy like told in fairytales, life can't be changed by kissing a toad. Julie Hebert, Bumpy Road Called Life
    Poems About Life Struggles



  52. "Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place." Mark Twain
    Optimistic



  53. "You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things." Ken Kesey
    Cute Quotes



  54. Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
  55. "Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you." Langston Hughes
    Attitude 



  56. God grant me a sense of humor, Lord, the saving grace to see a joke.
    Irish Blessings



  57. We're sorry your aging is so humorous, we'll all eventually be turning this age too,
    But the funny thing is when we get to this age, we'll still be younger than you! Julie Hebert, You're Older Than We
    Funny Birthday Poems



  58. I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man I've met. Dwight Moody
    Trouble



  59. A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
  60. "A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done." Dwight D. Eisenhower
    Helping Others



  61. Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. Jim Bishop
    Daughter



  62. Laughter sort o' settles breakfast better than digestive pills Edgar A. Guest, Laughter
    Poems About Laughter



  63. I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. Emma Goldman
    Roses



  64. Like bread without the spreadin', like a puddin' without sauce...is a face without a smile! Unknown
    A Face Without A Smile



  65. "The world does not always give us something to laugh about, so we need to create our own humor." Joyce Meyer, eat the cookie. . .buy the shoes
    Creativity



  66. Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
  67. Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. Hoosier Farmer
    Wedding Anniversary Quotes



  68. The Big Four O -You may be a bit slow but don't despair we can get you a chair Sam Fickinsen, Fabulous At 40
    Funny 40th Birthday



  69. "Giggling starts as a ripple and may expand into a deep belly laugh. It's truly therapeutic, relaxing, and calming. With a little laughter you're free to enjoy the absurd." Judy Ford
    Relax



  70. In general, humorous people are fun to be with, have less stress, and a healthier outlook on life. Catherine Pulsifer
    Which Type Are You



  71. "It is impossible to laugh without finding yourself momentarily immersed in joy." Sue Ellen Cooper, The Red Hat Society's Laugh Lines
    Motivational Quotes



  72. Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
  73. Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. Bill Vaughn
    New Year



  74. Now I know why I was born near the beginning of winter - in order to save up enough fat to make it through January and February. Rory R. Cuphist
    February



  75. For a joke that is merry does any man good and a laugh pays the best in the end. Quincy Kilby
    A Laugh Pays Best In The End



  76. Why is the word "good" include in a bye. I often wonder this with a sigh. Catherine Pulsifer, Hello, Goodbye
    An Unwanted Goodbye



  77. If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased. Katharine Hepburn
    Selfie


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