A collection of humor quotes makes a great medicine for every person no
matter who or where you are in the cycle of life. In humor, you will find that life
does not seem so hard. Humor is better than any medicine that
you could possibly buy in the market.
Never underestimate the healing power of a gut-wrenching laugh; the spirit of a
person can be instantly transformed to one of bountiful joy without adding any
human-made substance to the mix of life.
Byron R. Pulsifer
Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.
For of all hard things to bear and grin, the hardest is knowing you're taken in.
I never lost a little fish - Yes, I'm free to say. It always was the biggest fish I caught, that got away.
I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Poems For My Brother
Sisters don’t need words. They have perfected their own secret language of smiles, sniffs, sighs, gasps, winks and eye rolls.
A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.
Frank A. Clark
What Is A Dad Poem
We're sorry your aging is so humorous, we'll all eventually be turning this age too, but the funny thing is when we get to this age, we'll still be younger than you!
Julie Hebert, You're Older Than We
Funny Birthday Poems For Friends
It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.
"Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society."
Funny Poems About Life
Why is the word "good" include in a bye. I often wonder this with a sigh.
Catherine Pulsifer, Hello, Goodbye
Together we are like peanut butter and jam - we go together like a smooth-running program
Catherine Pulsifer, Together We Are
If nothing changed during your lifetime, you'd still be in diapers. Aren't you glad that change has occurred?
Byron R. Pulsifer
Too hot to crawl, too hot to creep, too hot to wake, too hot to sleep...Too blooming hot for anything!
Poems About The Seasons
One morning, very early, before the sun was up, I rose ....but my lazy little shadow, like an arrant sleepy-head. had stayed at home behind me and was fast asleep in bed.
Poetry of Robert Louis Stevenson, My Shadow
"Humor, a great stress reliever!
Laugh, be happy and have less stress!"
In scientists' opinion, good humor is able to extend human life by 7 and even more years. Such is the "magic"of good humor, the scientists say.
If dandelions were rare and fragile, people would knock themselves out to pay $14.95 a plant, raise them by hand in greenhouses, and form dandelion societies and all that.
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns.
Being in love is hard to describe - it doesn't happen by any pill prescribed
Kate Summers, Being In Love
I'm feeling much better - like peaches and cream - for a poem is the best way of letting off steam!
William Cole, I'm So Mad I Could Scream
The Big Four O -You may be a bit slow but don't despair we can get you a chair
Sam Fickinsen, Fabulous At 40
Funny 40th Birthday Poems
Looking back and wondering "if", is about as good as jumping off a cliff.
Catherine Pulsifer, The Tiny Word of "If"
30 is the new 20, unless you’re 20, then it’s the new 40.
Turning 30 Poems
Today is your birthday, and there is something I must say, it's time to confess your age, as we all can see, you've gone grey.
Catherine Pulsifer, Time To Fess Up
Funny Poems About Aging
The sky looks like cottage cheese spilled on a blue table cloth
Richard L. Ratliff
Fish come in three sizes: small, medium, and the one that got away!
Poems About Fishing
Oldest sister: I make the rules. Middle sister: I’m the reason we have the rules. Little sister: Rules don’t apply to me.
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted
by every pebble in the road."
Henry Ward Beecher
I like your sense of humor your quick and ready wit; of the sunny side of living-
you've not lost sight of it.
Mrs. Fred C. Wilbanks, To Day
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
Even if you're on the right track - you'll get run over if you just sit there.
"Laughing at ourselves is possible when we are able to
see humanity as it is - a little lower than the angels and at times
only slightly higher than the apes.
Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.
It seems to me the road called life...it's not easy like told in fairytales, life can't be changed by kissing a toad.
Julie Hebert, Bumpy Road Called Life
No one did it, no one at all. Do we laugh or do we bawl?
Catherine Pulsifer, Who Did It
Mr Nobody Poem
"Good nature is worth more than knowledge,
more than money, more than honor, to the persons who possess it."
Henry Ward Beecher
"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing.
The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip
away and a sunny spirit takes their place."
"You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things."
"Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you."
God grant me a sense of humor, Lord, the saving grace to see a joke.
We're sorry your aging is so humorous, we'll all eventually be turning this age too,
But the funny thing is when we get to this age, we'll still be younger than you!
Julie Hebert, You're Older Than We
Funny Birthday Poems
I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man I've met.
"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done."
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Laughter sort o' settles breakfast better than digestive pills
Edgar A. Guest, Laughter
Poems About Laughter
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
Like bread without the spreadin', like a puddin' without sauce...is a face without a smile!
"The world does not always give us something to laugh about,
so we need to create our own humor."
Joyce Meyer, eat the cookie. . .buy the shoes
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
"Giggling starts as a ripple and may expand into a deep belly laugh.
It's truly therapeutic, relaxing, and calming. With a little laughter
you're free to enjoy the absurd."
In general, humorous people are fun to be with, have less stress, and a healthier outlook on life.
"It is impossible to laugh without finding yourself momentarily immersed in joy."
Sue Ellen Cooper, The Red Hat Society's Laugh Lines
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
New Year Quotes
Now I know why I was born near the beginning of winter - in order to save up enough fat to make it through January and February.
Rory R. Cuphist
To be of good humor is to be of good cheer each day, with a smile and a bounce to each step of the way.
Byron Pulsifer, With A Smile
For a joke that is merry does any man good and a laugh pays the best in the end.
If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.