5 Funny Poems About Aging

Bring a smile to your face as you read these funny poems about aging. Great verses to share with others who are celebrating the day they were born.

Some people may say what is funny about aging? Well, even though many do not like getting older there is nothing you can do about your age, so you might as well smile!


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    No matter how old you are getting always stay young at heart. Strictland Gillilan has a way with words that he uses in this poem that will make you smile!
  1. Keep Young At Heart
    Poet: Strickland Gillilan


    But young at heart - God keep us that! Let care be laughed to scorn.
    Let's keep our backs to eventide and always face the morn.
    Let's keep the ripeness of our noon to guide the girls and boys
    Whose youth is callower than ours and lacking deeper joys.

    The snow of age may dust our hair, it cannot reach within.
    We'll teach those careworn youths of ours to bear their griefs and grin -
    Go to the one whose empty life has palled on him and say:
    "A wiser youth has come to me while you were turning gray."



  2. This poem makes fun of growing old, it points out things that happen to everyone, but in the end the message is enjoy and just live life!
  3. Aging is Fun
    Poet: Julie Hebert, © 2012

    Aging fun
    Growing old is,
    Lots of fun,
    Allow me to share,
    The obvious pun.

    Of course this fun,
    Is not the truth,
    Is aging all that,
    Fun to you?

    Baldness, greying,
    Wrinkles, and more.
    Is not my idea of
    Aging galore.

    But maybe things will be different for you.
    Do not let the stress of age
    Make you blue
    Live life, be engaged!



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    Years do go by quickly! The verses in this poetry emphasize this.
  5. Old
    By Catherine Pulsifer, © 2011


    I'm too young to be this old
    It is like catching a cold
    It happens before you know
    The years fly by and then you're old.

    But life is to be live each day
    Never stop learning
    Keep busy
    Find a laugh
    And life will be the best.



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  7. Older We Get
    By: Catherine Pulsifer, © 2011


    The older we get
    The more we forget
    But who cares
    Only those who dare
    To have that facelift
    And then be miffed!



  8. A cute poem that uses wheels to describe how the years go by.
  9. Seven Ages Of Wheels
    Poet Unknown


    A wicker carriage we provide
    In which the baby first may ride.

    With kilts, a yellow cart arrives,
    A doubtful billy-goat he drives.

    In knickerbockers, down the pike,
    He circuses upon his bike.

    The age of love and gasoline
    Demands a sixty-horse machine.

    The years advance; he rides afar
    In his palatial private car.

    Old, feeble, if the day be fair,
    His valet wheels him in the chair.

    Then one last trip he takes on wheels
    His head no higher than his heels.

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