Funny 40th Birthday

Share these funny 40th birthday poems with someone who is turning the big 40. Turning forty is a milestone for some people. Use these funny poems about turning forty to lighten the day and bring a smile to the new 40-year-old.


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  1. Time To Fess Up
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer, ©2012


    Today is your birthday,
    And there is something I must say,
    It's time to confess your age,
    As we all can see, you've gone grey.

    You can no long continue to say,
    You're in your twenties, they have definitely peaked.
    It's time to fess up to the truth,
    You're Forty, let's hear the shriek!!

    Forty isn't so bad,
    Well that's what I have heard.
    I'd like to say I understand,
    But unlike you, I'm still a young bird.

    One day it will be my turn,
    And I'm sure you’ll be right there!
    But I'll always have one thing on you,
    I'm younger and that I swear!



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  3. Over The Hill
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer, ©2019

    Over the hill
    With lots of bills
    Forty comes quickly
    It can make you feel sickly.

    The years ticked by
    Time how it flys
    But the day has arrived
    And you'll survive.

    Happy Birthday to you
    Don't get the forty blues
    Be happy, be merry
    The next forty are the cherry!



  4. Mold
    by Byron Pulsifer


    When things are 40 years old
    You can start to see the mold
    But this does not apply to you
    As you look like your brand new.
    Happy 40th Birthday



  5. The second half is always better, at forty you are entering the second half  Catherine Pulsifer


  6. Fabulous At 40
    Poet: Sam Fickinsen, ©2020


    Look at you, fabulous at 40
    Life is still pretty ordinary
    But tomorrow over the hill
    Some say you will

    But hey forty's not so bad
    In fact, you should be glad
    You can celebrate yesterdays
    Even if your memory changes the ways

    You can anticipate  tomorrow
    Even if from your dreams you borrow
    Don't let your age get to you
    Otherwise, you'll just be blue

    The Big Four O
    You may be a bit slow
    But don't despair
    We can get you a chair

    Keep on going
    And keep on growin'
    Look forward to the next 10 years
    When you will turn 50 my dear!



  7. Turning 40
    Poet: Theodore Higgingsworth

    Turning 40 is not so bad,
    Be happy don't be sad.
    Just think in another 40 years
    You will be 80, oh my dear!

    So celebrate and forget the number
    Think of it as a small blunder.
    Yes, half of your life is gone
    But of you, we are still very fond.

    Turning 40 is just another day
    Even if you are turning gray.
    Laugh, be happy, really who cares
    Happy 40th we do declare!

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