11 Funny 40th Birthday Poems

1. Turning 40
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   Turning 40 brings wisdom they say,
   But let’s not forget the perks that come our way.
   Gray hairs and wrinkles may start to show,
   But hey, we’ve earned them, so off we go!
   
   No more wasted hours on fickle crazes,
   We wear stretchy pants without any gazes.
   We leave excuses behind, no need to pretend,
   At 40, my friend, life’s just beginning again!




Birthday Poems



2. Vintage Person
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer, ©2019
   
   Oh, how awful finding a gray hair!
   A sign that youth is vanishing into thin air.
   I laughed at others, thinking it couldn't be,
   But now I find one staring right back at me.
   Am I not still as cool as can be?
   This single strand declares my MVP -
   Most Vintage Person, as you can clearly see!




Funny Birthday Poems



3. Time To Fess Up
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer, ©2012
   
   Today is your birthday,
   And there is something I must say,
   It's time to confess your age,
   As we all can see, you've gone grey.
   
   You can no longer continue to say,
   You're in your twenties, they have definitely peaked.
   It's time to fess up to the truth,
   You're Forty, let's hear the shriek!!
   
   Forty isn't so bad,
   Well, that's what I have heard.
   I'd like to say I understand,
   But unlike you, I'm still a young bird.
   
   One day it will be my turn,
   And I'm sure you’ll be right there!
   But I'll always have one thing on you,
   I'm younger and that I swear!



40th Birthday Poems you may want to share, more serious in tone.



You may also find funny birthday poems for friends to celebrate and recognize a birthday for a special friend.



4. Over The Hill
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer, ©2019
   
   Over the hill
   With lots of bills
   Forty comes quickly
   It can make you feel sickly.
   
   The years ticked by
   Time how it flys
   But the day has arrived
   And you'll survive.
   
   Happy Birthday to you
   Don't get the forty blues
   Be happy, be merry
   The next forty are the cherry!



Forty is not really old age, but some people act as if it is. If you have a person in your life who feel at 40 they are old, then share one of our funny birthday poems about old age.



5. You're Not Done
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   Forty is the new twenty - right?
   That is what forty year olds write.
   Middle age has no cause for fright,
   Unless you count the wrinkles in sight!
   
   Your youth may be an old stereotype,
   But fear not - 40 is just a bunch of hype!
   Let go and have some really good fun,
   Being forty, you're not yet done!


The poem, You're Not Done, playfully challenges the notion of turning forty as something to fear, suggesting that it's just a stereotype. The speaker encourages embracing the age with a lighthearted attitude, emphasizing that turning forty doesn't mean being done but rather an opportunity for enjoyable experiences. The poem humorously mentions wrinkles but ultimately conveys a positive perspective on entering middle age.



6. Mold
   by Byron Pulsifer
   
   When things are 40 years old
   You can start to see the mold
   But this does not apply to you
   As you look like your brand new.
   Happy 40th Birthday




Funny Poems About Aging



7. Fabulous At 40
   Poet: Sam Fickinsen, ©2020
   
   Look at you, fabulous at 40
   Life is still pretty ordinary
   But tomorrow over the hill
   Some say you will
   
   But hey forty's not so bad
   In fact, you should be glad
   You can celebrate yesterdays
   Even if your memory changes the ways
   
   You can anticipate  tomorrow
   Even if from your dreams you borrow
   Don't let your age get to you
   Otherwise, you'll just be blue
   
   The Big Four O
   You may be a bit slow
   But don't despair
   We can get you a chair
   
   Keep on going
   And keep on growin'
   Look forward to the next 10 years
   When you will turn 50, my dear!




8. Age Forty
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   Age forty is here, it is in sight
   Quest for wisdom may come to flight.
   A new path unfolds before you
   No longer young but don't be blue!
   
   Life's joys are yet to unfurl
   Time ahead of you to twirl -
   Don't worry about the years that past
   Enjoy middle age and all that lasts!


The humorous poem, Age Forty,  celebrates turning forty, playfully acknowledging the quest for wisdom that may or may not take flight. It encourages embracing the new path that unfolds with a lighthearted perspective on no longer being young. The verses humorously highlight the anticipation of life's joys yet to unfurl and the time ahead to twirl, dismissing concerns about the years that have passed. Overall, the poem suggests enjoying middle age with a cheerful attitude.




9. Not So Bad
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   Turning 40 is not so bad
   You can look back and see all you had
   And then look forward and be glad
   For all the years coming and those you had.
   
   You are in the prime of your life
   You have the wisdom to handle strife
   The experience you have gained
   Allows you to now show restraint.
   
   So when the joking is all done
   Remember 41 has just begun.
   Live your years and be happy for
   The years to come, and what is in store.







10. Turning 40
    Poet: Theodore Higgingsworth
    
    Turning 40 is not so bad,
    Be happy don't be sad.
    Just think in another 40 years
    You will be 80, oh my dear!
    
    So celebrate and forget the number
    Think of it as a small blunder.
    Yes, half of your life is gone
    But of you, we are still very fond.
    
    Turning 40 is just another day
    Even if you are turning gray.
    Laugh, be happy, really who cares
    Happy 40th we do declare!


Turning 40 is a light-hearted poem humorously addresses turning 40, suggesting that it's not a cause for sadness. It playfully points out the perspective of looking forward to another 40 years, even if it means reaching the age of 80. The poem encourages celebrating the occasion and not getting caught up in the numerical value, considering it a small blunder. Despite half of life having passed, the tone remains cheerful, emphasizing that age is just another day, and the focus should be on laughter and happiness. The poem concludes by declaring a happy 40th celebration.



11. The Big Four-O
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
    
    When the big four-o comes knocking on your door,
    Fear not, my friend, for there's so much in store!
    They say it's the year you're over the hill,
    But trust me, life begins to thrill!
    
    Sure, you may find some lines etched on your face,
    But wisdom and laughter fill that empty space.
    Embrace the grays and crank up your fun skill,
    Forty's just a number, ain't no hill to uphill!