Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
The sense of humor is the oil of life's engine. Without it, the machinery creaks and groans. No lot is so hard, no aspect of things is so grim, but it relaxes before a hearty laugh.
G. S. Merriam
Thank goodness I'm not a ham, or a clam, or a dusty old jar of gooseberry jam. I am what I am, what a great thing to be. If I say so myself, happy everyday to me!
Quotes about Being Happy
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
Funny Poems about Life
Proverbs are full of wisdom and this one is no different. If we procrastinate then we may find our tomorrow so fully we are unable to complete all the things we are supposed to do!
Even though we can’t have all we want, we ought to be thankful we don’t get what we deserve.
Funny Thanksgiving Poems
Find a reason to laugh each day otherwise you'll find yourself going gray.
Catherine Pulsifer, Grin, Grin, Grin
Poems About Laughter
When a person is wrapped up in himself, the package is usually pretty small.
Life's a playground, so let's all be big kids and enjoy the swings and slides! Good morning!
Funny Good Morning Quotes
If you love them in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love them at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you're in love.
Funny Love Poems
You're like an elephant, mighty and grand, without you buddy, life would be bland.
Catherine Pulsifer, A Message For Your Birthday
Birthday Poem For Friend
Can't make time go faster no matter what..as time keeps on trucking through!
Catherine Pulsifer, Time Keeps Trucking
Poems About Time
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut, that held its ground.
The Oak Tree Poem A funny quote but a true quote about life and about determination that we all need to have to achieve our goals in life. Let the oak tree be an inspiration to turn your dreams into goals and achieve the things that today you may only wish about.
Frowns lay out the road fur smilin’ you’ll be wrinkled soon enough.
Paul Laurence Dunbar, What's The Use
Enjoy your life no matter the wrinkles, spread sunshine with lots of sprinkles
Catherine Pulsifer, Another Year
Funny Birthday Poems
Gardening is cheaper than therapy – and you get tomatoes.
As long as you are proud you cannot know God. A proud man is always looking down on thing and people: and, of course, as long as you are looking down you cannot see something that is above you.
Poems About God
A happy wife is a happy life.
In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.
A hug is like a boomerang: you get it back right away.
This quote reminds me that what you give in life you get back!
Asking me if I like reading is like asking me if I like breathing.
Poems About Reading
It is only to the finest natures that age gives an added beauty and distinction; for the most persistent self has then worked its way to the surface, having modified the expression, and to some extent, the features, to its own likeness.
Poems on Aging
Thanksgiving dinner, a comical sight, family gathered with all their might, Auntie's stuffing, so lumpy and thick, Cousin Bob's turkey, missing one leg, pretty slick!
Catherine Pulsifer, Family Laughter Strong
Thanksgiving Family Poems
I can't believe I graduated. I feel like I just leveled up in a video game.
Funny Graduation Poems
May the coming year bring all that you wish
And hopefully, this poem will bring me a kiss!
Catherine Pulsifer, Once Upon A Time
Happy Birthday Poems To My Love
Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements.
Valentines Day Poems
Isn’t it amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?
Poems About Vacation
Ice cream trucks roam, a melodic chime, sticky fingers dine in summer's prime, August's charm may be cruel at best, but hey, at least we can wear flip-flops and rest!
Catherine Pulsifer, Flip-Flops And Rest!
What is a dad? Oh, let me see, a guy who thinks he’s funny – that’s key.....but when times are tough, he’s always there, being a dad – it’s quite the affair!
Catherine Pulsifer, Dad Is Always There
What Is A Dad Poem
There is a crack in everything. That’s how the light gets in.
Aim for the sky and you'll reach the ceiling. Aim for the ceiling and you'll stay on the floor.
The snow of age may dust our hair, it cannot reach within.
Strickland Gillilan, Keep Young At Heart
Funny Poems About Aging We all age and yes there are outward signs of aging. However, when we stay young at heart we keep our youth!
Raising kids is the only job where you work 24 hours a day and it actually costs you money.
Funny Fathers Day Poems
My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns.
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Short Love Poems
When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.
Thanksgiving Poems This funny saying is one we can all take to heart. Be thankful for what we have.
Sometimes talking to your Sister is all the therapy you need.
Sometimes after talking to your Sister you need Therapy.
Good sense our brother, he did have for once in his life he did it right when you asked you to be his wife!
Catherine Pulsifer, By Law
Sister In Law Poems
Money comes, and money goes. - where it goes to, goodness knows
John Kendrick Bangs, Money
Poems about Money
So here's to July and summer and BBQs galore, where hot dogs and hamburgers reign evermore.
Catherine Pulsifer, The Summer Food That Reigns
As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
Quotes about Library
There must be more to life I think...if I could only have my way school would be just for one day!
Catherine Pulsifer, Just For One Day
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It’s not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It’s the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is "Delete."
Be Thankful Quotes
A grandfather is someone you can look up to no matter how tall you grow.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
You must learn to forgive a man when he’s in love. He’s always a nuisance.
They say with age comes wisdom, but it also comes with forgetting why you walked into a room and trying to find your glasses while they're on your head.
Funny Quotes About Getting Older This quote humorously juxtaposes the idea that aging is associated with wisdom and life experience with the common, often comical, forgetfulness that can accompany growing older.
In essence, it playfully acknowledges that aging brings both valuable wisdom and the occasional lapses in memory or moments of absentmindedness, making it a lighthearted and relatable observation about the aging process.
Christmas works like glue. It keeps us all sticking together.
My brother appears so rough and gruff but really he is a powder puff.
Kate Summers, Powder Puff
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever.
Richelle E. Goodrich, Smile Anyway
A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
William Arthur Ward
As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!
Irish Blessing Quotes
It was always the biggest fish I caught that got away.
Life is like a fruitcake: often filled with nuts, but still sweet at its core. Just like Christmas!
Funny Christmas Card Messages This quote humorously compares life to a fruitcake, a dessert that often contains various types of nuts and fruits. It suggests that life, like a fruitcake, can have its share of "nuts" or eccentric and unpredictable individuals or experiences. It encourages people to focus on the joyful and sweet aspects of life, even when it seems a bit "nutty" at times, drawing a playful analogy between the complexities of life and the mixed ingredients of a fruitcake.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
Quotes About Education
Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.
If you find that life is flat, full of this, with none of that, try giving!
Margaret Gordon Kuhlman
There's a town called Don't-You-Worry, on the banks of River Smile, where the Cheer-Up and Be-Happy, blossoms sweetly all the while.
L. J. Bartlett, The Town Of Don't You Worry
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
Leo J. Burke
An apology is the super glue of life. It can repair just about anything.
I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.
Henry David Thoreau
In a world full of pumpkins, dare to be the pumpkin spice.
Pumpkin Quotes This quote encourages individuality and standing out in a world where many people conform to certain expectations or trends. It uses the metaphor of a "world full of pumpkins" to represent a common or typical way of doing things, while "daring to be the pumpkin spice" suggests being unique and different.
"Pumpkin spice" is often associated with a distinct and recognizable flavor, so by daring to be the "pumpkin spice," the quote encourages people to embrace their uniqueness, their special qualities, or their individuality. It's a call to be authentic and not blend in with the crowd, emphasizing that being different can be a positive and flavorful choice in a world where conformity is common
Sometimes in life we need a mulligan — a new start.
The years have been good to you my friend but your age keeps climbing and seems to never end
Catherine Pulsifer, Over The Hill?
Funny Birthday Poems For Friends
The goal is to have a 'soulmate' not a cellmate.
One guarantee in life is that we all have troubles. But don't go it alone or else you will have double!
Catherine Pulsifer, Double Trouble
Poems About Trouble
At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.
Funny 40th Birthday Poems Funny how as the years roll by and we age we see the world with a different perspective
The easiest way to be inscrutable is to be completely straightforward and honest. Then no one will be able to figure out what you’re up to.
Admit it, as anglers we obsess about how big fish are; not only the inherently larger ones that get away but also those we push closer to the camera to make them appear huge.
Steve Moore, Hacking Fly Fishing
Like a house without a dooryard, like a yard without a flower....is a face without a smile!