67 Funny Quotes About Life

1. The sense of humor is the oil of life's engine. Without it, the machinery creaks and groans. No lot is so hard, no aspect of things is so grim, but it relaxes before a hearty laugh. G. S. Merriam
   Laugh Quotes




2. Thank goodness I'm not a ham, or a clam, or a dusty old jar of gooseberry jam. I am what I am, what a great thing to be. If I say so myself, happy everyday to me! Dr. Seuss
   Quotes about Being Happy




3. Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. Spanish Proverb
   Funny Poems
   Proverbs are full of wisdom and this one is no different. If we procrastinate then we may find our tomorrow so fully we are unable to complete all the things we are supposed to do!




4. Even though we can’t have all we want, we ought to be thankful we don’t get what we deserve. Unknown
   Funny Thanksgiving Poems




5. Find a reason to laugh each day otherwise you'll find yourself going gray. Catherine Pulsifer, Grin, Grin, Grin
   Poems About Laughter





6. When a person is wrapped up in himself, the package is usually pretty small. Dale Brown
   Life Quotes




7. If you love them in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love them at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you're in love. Miles Davis
   Funny Love Poems




8. Can't make time go faster no matter what..as time keeps on trucking through! Catherine Pulsifer, Time Keeps Trucking
   Poems About Time




9. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut, that held its ground. David Icke
   The Oak Tree Poem
   A funny quote but a true quote about life and about determination that we all need to have to achieve our goals in life. Let the oak tree be an inspiration to turn your dreams into goals and achieve the things that today you may only wish about.





10. Frowns lay out the road fur smilin’ you’ll be wrinkled soon enough. Paul Laurence Dunbar, What's The Use
    Famous Poems




11. Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr. Seuss
    Quotes About Being Yourself




12. Gardening is cheaper than therapy – and you get tomatoes. Unknown
    Garden Poems




13. As long as you are proud you cannot know God. A proud man is always looking down on thing and people: and, of course, as long as you are looking down you cannot see something that is above you. C.S. Lewis
    Poems About God




14. A happy wife is a happy life. Gavin Rossdale
    Birthday Poems for Wife




15. In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips. Author Unknown
    Sister Quotes




16. A hug is like a boomerang: you get it back right away. Bill Keane
    Life Journey Quotes
    This quote reminds me that what you give in life you get back!




17. Asking me if I like reading is like asking me if I like breathing. Author Unknown
    Poems About Reading




18. It is only to the finest natures that age gives an added beauty and distinction; for the most persistent self has then worked its way to the surface, having modified the expression, and to some extent, the features, to its own likeness. Mathilde Blind
    Poems on Aging




19. I can't believe I graduated. I feel like I just leveled up in a video game. Author Unknown
    Funny Graduation Poems




20. May the coming year bring all that you wish
    And hopefully, this poem will bring me a kiss! Catherine Pulsifer, Once Upon A Time
    Happy Birthday Poems To My Love




21. Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements. Kathy Mohnke
    Valentines Day Poems




22. Isn’t it amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation? Zig Ziglar
    Poems About Vacation





23. The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground.
    Poems on Determination




24. Enjoy your life no matter the wrinkles, spread sunshine with lots of sprinkles Catherine Pulsifer, Another Year
    Funny Birthday Poems




25. There is a crack in everything. That’s how the light gets in. Leonard Cohen
    Poems About Hope




26. Aim for the sky and you'll reach the ceiling. Aim for the ceiling and you'll stay on the floor. Bill Shankly
    Poems About The Sky




27. The snow of age may dust our hair, it cannot reach within. Strickland Gillilan, Keep Young At Heart
    Funny Poems About Aging
    We all age and yes there are outward signs of aging. However, when we stay young at heart we keep our youth!




28. Raising kids is the only job where you work 24 hours a day and it actually costs you money. Author Unknown
    Funny Fathers Day Poems




29. My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns. Bret Michaels
    Rose Poems




30. Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Schulz
    Cute Quotes




31. Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like. Lemony Snicket
    Fate Quotes




32. Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. Jules Renard
    Short Love Poems





33. When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. Sam Lefkowitz
    Thanksgiving Poems
    This funny saying is one we can all take to heart. Be thankful for what we have.




34. Sometimes talking to your Sister is all the therapy you need.
    Sometimes after talking to your Sister you need Therapy. Author Unknown
    Sister Poems




35. Good sense our brother, he did have for once in his life he did it right when you asked you to be his wife! Catherine Pulsifer, By Law
    Sister In Law Poems




36. Money comes, and money goes. - where it goes to, goodness knows John Kendrick Bangs, Money
    Poems about Money




37. As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. Erma Bombeck
    Quotes about Library




38. There must be more to life I think...if I could only have my way school would be just for one day! Catherine Pulsifer, Just For One Day
    Quotes About Schools




39. I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It’s not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It’s the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is "Delete." Elayne Boosler
    Be Thankful Quotes




40. A grandfather is someone you can look up to no matter how tall you grow. Author Unknown
    Grandpa Poems





41. Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. Doug Larson
    Grandmother Poems




42. You must learn to forgive a man when he’s in love. He’s always a nuisance. Rudyard Kipling
    Famous Poets




43. I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere. George Burns
    Funny Birthday Poems About Old Age




44. Christmas works like glue. It keeps us all sticking together. Rosie Thomas
    Christmas Verses




45. My brother appears so rough and gruff but really he is a powder puff. Kate Summers, Powder Puff
    Brother Poems




46. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba McEntire
    Humorous Quotes




47. Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever. Richelle E. Goodrich, Smile Anyway
    Christmas Poems





48. A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. Charles Gordy
    Smile Quotes




49. Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. William Arthur Ward
    Forgiveness Quotes




50. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction! Irish Blessing
    Irish Blessing Quotes




51. It was always the biggest fish I caught that got away. Eugene Field
    Famous Poets




52. We boil at different degrees. Clint Eastwood
    Poems About Anger




53. Nothing can come of nothing. William Shakespeare
    Effort Quotes




54. Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it. Candice Bushnell
    Smile Poem




55. If you find that life is flat, full of this, with none of that, try giving! Margaret Gordon Kuhlman
    Giving Poems




56. There's a town called Don't-You-Worry, on the banks of River Smile, where the Cheer-Up and Be-Happy, blossoms sweetly all the while. L. J. Bartlett, The Town Of Don't You Worry
    Poems





57. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one. Leo J. Burke
    Baby Poems




58. An apology is the super glue of life. It can repair just about anything. Lynn Johnston
    Apology Quotes




59. I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion. Henry David Thoreau
    Autumn Poems




60. Sometimes in life we need a mulligan — a new start. Os Hillman
    Quotes About New Beginnings




61. The years have been good to you my friend but your age keeps climbing and seems to never end Catherine Pulsifer, Over The Hill?
    Funny Birthday Poems For Friends




62. The goal is to have a 'soulmate' not a cellmate. Kevin Darne
    Finding Love Poems




63. One guarantee in life is that we all have troubles. But don't go it alone or else you will have double! Catherine Pulsifer, Double Trouble
    Poems About Trouble




64. At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all. Author Unknown
    Funny 40th Birthday Poems
    Funny how as the years roll by and we age we see the world with a different perspective




65. The easiest way to be inscrutable is to be completely straightforward and honest. Then no one will be able to figure out what you’re up to. George Hammond
    Quotes on Honesty




66. Admit it, as anglers we obsess about how big fish are; not only the inherently larger ones that get away but also those we push closer to the camera to make them appear huge. Steve Moore,  Hacking Fly Fishing
    Fishing Quotes




67. Like a house without a dooryard, like a yard without a flower....is a face without a smile! Unknown
    A Face Without A Smile