Funny Quotes About Life

Life is full of ups and downs. Let these funny quotes about life bring a smile to your face. In life we need to focus on the funny side and get stuck in the doom and gloom.

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  1. The sense of humor is the oil of life's engine. Without it, the machinery creaks and groans. No lot is so hard, no aspect of things is so grim, but it relaxes before a hearty laugh. G. S. Merriam
    Laugh Quotes



  2. Gardening is cheaper than therapy – and you get tomatoes. Unknown
    Garden Poems



  3. Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. Spanish Proverb
    Funny Poems
    Proverbs are full of wisdom and this one is no different. If we procrastinate then we may find our tomorrow so fully we are unable to complete all the things we are supposed to do!



  4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut, that held its ground. David Icke
    The Oak Tree Poem
    A funny quote but a true quote about life and about determination that we all need to have to achieve our goals in life. Let the oak tree be an inspiration to turn your dreams into goals and achieve the things that today you may only wish about.



  5. In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips. Author Unknown
    Sister Quotes



  6.  A hug is like a boomerang: you get it back right away.
  7. A hug is like a boomerang: you get it back right away. Bill Keane
    Life Journey Quotes
    This quote reminds me that what you give in life you get back!



  8. It is only to the finest natures that age gives an added beauty and distinction; for the most persistent self has then worked its way to the surface, having modified the expression, and to some extent, the features, to its own likeness. Mathilde Blind
    Poems on Aging



  9. Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements. Kathy Mohnke
    Valentines Day Poems



  10. Isn’t it amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation? Zig Ziglar
    Poems About Vacation



  11. Enjoy your life no matter the wrinkles, spread sunshine with lots of sprinkles Catherine Pulsifer, Another Year
    Funny Birthday Poems



  12. There is a crack in everything. That’s how the light gets in. Leonard Cohen
    Poems About Hope



  13. The snow of age may dust our hair, it cannot reach within. Strickland Gillilan, Keep Young At Heart
    Funny Poems About Aging
    We all age and yes there are outward signs of aging. However, when we stay young at heart we keep our youth!



  14. Raising kids is the only job where you work 24 hours a day and it actually costs you money. Author Unknown
    Funny Fathers Day Poems



  15. My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns. Bret Michaels
    Rose Poems



  16. Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Schulz
    Cute Quotes



  17. Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. Jules Renard
    Short Love Poems



  18. When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.
  19. When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. Sam Lefkowitz
    Thanksgiving Poems
    This funny saying is one we can all take to heart. Be thankful for what we have.



  20. Sometimes talking to your Sister is all the therapy you need.
    Sometimes after talking to your Sister you need Therapy. Author Unknown
    Sister Poems



  21. I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It’s not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It’s the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is "Delete." Elayne Boosler
    Be Thankful Quotes



  22. A grandfather is someone you can look up to no matter how tall you grow. Author Unknown
    Grandpa Poems



  23. Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. Doug Larson
    Grandmother Poems



  24. You must learn to forgive a man when he’s in love. He’s always a nuisance. Rudyard Kipling
    Famous Poets



  25. I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere. George Burns
    Funny Birthday Poems About Old Age



  26. Christmas works like glue. It keeps us all sticking together. Rosie Thomas
    Christmas Verses



  27. My brother appears so rough and gruff but really he is a powder puff. Kate Summers, Powder Puff
    Brother Poems



  28. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba McEntire
    Humorous Quotes



  29. Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever. Richelle E. Goodrich, Smile Anyway
    Christmas Poems



  30.  A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
  31. A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. Charles Gordy
    Smile Quotes



  32. Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. William Arthur Ward
    Forgiveness Quotes



  33. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction! Irish Blessing
    Irish Blessing Quotes



  34. It was always the biggest fish I caught that got away. Eugene Field
    Famous Poets



  35. We boil at different degrees. Clint Eastwood
    Poems About Anger



  36. Nothing can come of nothing. William Shakespeare
    Effort Quotes



  37. Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it. Candice Bushnell
    Smile Poem



  38. If you find that life is flat, full of this, with none of that, try giving! Margaret Gordon Kuhlman
    Giving Poems



  39. There's a town called Don't-You-Worry, on the banks of River Smile, where the Cheer-Up and Be-Happy, blossoms sweetly all the while. L. J. Bartlett, The Town Of Don't You Worry
    Worry Less Smile More



  40. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
  41. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one. Leo J. Burke
    Baby Poems



  42. An apology is the super glue of life. It can repair just about anything. Lynn Johnston
    Apology Quotes



  43. I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion. Henry David Thoreau
    Autumn Poems



  44. The years have been good to you my friend but your age keeps climbing and seems to never end Catherine Pulsifer, Over The Hill?
    Funny Birthday Poems For Friends



  45. The goal is to have a 'soulmate' not a cellmate. Kevin Darne
    Finding Love Poems



  46. Thank goodness I'm not a ham, or a clam, or a dusty old jar of gooseberry jam. I am what I am, what a great thing to be. If I say so myself, happy everyday to me! Dr. Seuss
    The Boy's Thanksgiving Day



  47. At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all. Author Unknown
    Funny 40th Birthday
    Funny how as the years roll by and we age we see the world with a different perspective



  48. Admit it, as anglers we obsess about how big fish are; not only the inherently larger ones that get away but also those we push closer to the camera to make them appear huge. Steve Moore,  Hacking Fly Fishing
    Fishing Quotes



  49. Like a house without a dooryard, like a yard without a flower....is a face without a smile! Unknown
    A Face Without A Smile


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