18 Funny Good Morning Quotes

Use these funny good morning quotes to bring a smile to someone. As ee cummings said, "The most wasted of all days is one without laughter." Share a laugh with others using these quotes.

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  1. Don't talk to me until I've had my morning coffee... and a second one for backup. Josh Billings
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  2. Rise and shine! Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth. Glen Cook
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  3. May your morning be filled with the peace that surpasses all understanding. Glen Cook
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  4. The early bird can have the worm. I'll take the coffee. Glen Cook
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  5. Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. Glen Cook
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  6. The sun has not caught me in bed in fifty years. Thomas Jefferson
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  7. There are two ways to wake up in the morning. One is to say, Good morning, God, and the other is to say, Good God, morning!
  8. There are two ways to wake up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning!' Fulton J. Sheen
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  9. Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed? Marilyn vos Savant
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  10. Good morning! Today's forecast: 100% chance of awesomeness. Marilyn vos Savant
    Funny Quotes About Life



  11. Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it. Richard Whately
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  12. Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do
  13. Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do. Liz Smith
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  14. Good morning, graduate! Welcome to the real world, where the coffee is stronger and the responsibilities are, well, just as real. Congratulations!
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  15. Good morning! May your day bloom with so much positivity that even your garden gets jealous! Liz Smith
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  16. We love the morning, because we know that there will be night soon! We love the night, because we know that there will be morning soon! Who loves the morning if there shall be no night? Who loves the night if there shall be no morning? Mehmet Murat ildan
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  17. Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do which must be done whether you like it or not. Charles Kingsley, Every Morning
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  18. Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. Josh Billings
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  19. Getting up at 6 A.M. to run is something that keeps you on the straight and narrow.
  20. Getting up at 6 A.M. to run is something that keeps you on the straight and narrow. Charlie Bewley
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  21. Good morning! Just a heads up – my love for you is stronger than my snooze button. Charlie Bewley
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