18 Funny Good Morning Quotes

1. Don't talk to me until I've had my morning coffee... and a second one for backup. Josh Billings
   Good Morning Poems




2. Rise and shine! Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth. Glen Cook
   Funny Poems About Life




3. May your morning be filled with the peace that surpasses all understanding. Glen Cook
   Christian Good Morning Quotes




4. The early bird can have the worm. I'll take the coffee. Glen Cook
   Funny Poems




5. Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. Glen Cook
   Smile Poems




6. The sun has not caught me in bed in fifty years. Thomas Jefferson
   Funny Poems About Aging





7. There are two ways to wake up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning!' Fulton J. Sheen
   Attitude Poems




8. Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed? Marilyn vos Savant
   Poems Of Encouragement




9. Good morning! Today's forecast: 100% chance of awesomeness. Marilyn vos Savant
   Funny Quotes About Life




10. Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it. Richard Whately
    Funny Birthday Poems





11. Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do. Liz Smith
    Action Quotes




12. Good morning, graduate! Welcome to the real world, where the coffee is stronger and the responsibilities are, well, just as real. Congratulations!
    Funny Graduation Poems




13. Good morning! May your day bloom with so much positivity that even your garden gets jealous! Liz Smith
    Funny Garden Poems




14. We love the morning, because we know that there will be night soon! We love the night, because we know that there will be morning soon! Who loves the morning if there shall be no night? Who loves the night if there shall be no morning? Mehmet Murat ildan
    Poems About The Sky




15. Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do which must be done whether you like it or not. Charles Kingsley, Every Morning
    Graduation Poems




16. Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. Josh Billings
    Poems About Work





17. Getting up at 6 A.M. to run is something that keeps you on the straight and narrow. Charlie Bewley
    Be Inspired




18. Good morning! Just a heads up – my love for you is stronger than my snooze button. Charlie Bewley
    Funny Love Poems