12 Funny Graduation Poems

Graduation is a big deal, but who says it can’t come with a few laughs? Whether you're the one tossing the cap or cheering from the crowd, these funny poems offer a lighthearted take on a proud moment worth smiling about.

Graduation: when you wear a cap and gown but still don’t know which way is up.

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Updated May 22, 2025, by Catherine Pulsifer



  1. Graduation Lap
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    As graduation comes near,
    We gather and cheer.
    We received a cool hat,
    With no use for a flat,  
    We wear it all proud,
    Then eagerly crowd,
    As we get up and all clap,
    For we are officially taking the graduation lap.




  2. You Smart Cookie
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    Congratulations on your graduation,
    You smart cookie you,
    No more lectures to attend,
    Or essays to review.

    Now go out into the world,
    And make a name for yourself,
    Just don't forget to call your friends,
    And share your wealth.




  3. My Time Has Finally Come
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    My time has finally come, what a hoot
    I'm graduating, can you dig it?
    Today is the day that I try to shoot
    For all of my dreams now I must go and pursue.

    As I await on the stage I can't help but smile
    Exciting times, fulfilled with style.
    The grad hat proudly upon my head
    And everyone knows, my future will be well-sped!





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  5. Let Us Pass
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    Graduation day looms so near,
    We all can feel a little fear.
    We must head back to such classes
    As Chemistry and Math! Oh, let us pass!

    Our diplomas will be put in frames,
    But first, we'll do sneaky pranks and games.
    Coin tosses in the hallways,
    Smiles and laughter on graduation day.

    Let's forget our books and studies,
    But we'll never forget our school buddies!




  6. Our Future
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    Commencement day has come and gone,
    So loud and proud we all sang our song.
    We wore our caps and threw them high,
    And stood for pictures on the lawn outside.

    We shook hands with diplomas in hand,
    Daydreams of greatness all across the land.
    All around us, our future is nigh,
    To classes and books, we say goodbye!



  7. All around us, our future is nigh, To classes and books, we say goodbye!
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  8. Congratulations Classmates!
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    Congratulations classmates: we have made it thru
    No more classes to sit thru with the same old view
    Oh the struggles and stress, but still here we stand
    Grads in shiny caps, tassels in our hands

    A degree with honors may not be our fate
    But we battled classes - which was no small feat!
    Diploma in hand and ready for the next step,
    Our journey's just started - we have now been prepped.

    The day will see hugs and kisses, laughter and cries
    Wrap up that cap and gown and say goodbye.





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  10. Leave This Place Behind
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    It's time to leave this place behind,
    We've studied long enough, that's for sure.
    We've worked hard in preparation,
    Now it's time to open new doors.

    Oh, the nights when we did cram,
    With dreams and thoughts of new plans.
    Now we have one final task to prove,
    That our minds have truly improved.

    We can finally leave this hall of books,
    It's time to toast with champagne flutes.
    We may be somewhat relieved and sad,
    But graduation's here, oh we should be glad!



  11. Newfound Knowledge
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    You did it, you graduated,
    And now it's time to celebrate,
    No more lectures to endure,
    Or papers to annotate.

    Now go out there and conquer the world,
    With your newfound knowledge,
    You have done it,
    You have finished college!




  12. Make Us All Proud
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    You've got your degree,
    And now it's time to depart,
    No more studying late,
    Or reading by heart.

    Now go out there
    And make us all proud,
    Follow the sunshine,
    And not the clouds!



  13. No more studying late, Or reading by heart. Now go out there And make us all proud,
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  14. Congratulations Graduate
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    Congratulations, graduate,
    You've made it to the end,
    No more late-night cramming,
    Or assignments to send.

    Now go out into the world,
    And give it your all,
    Just don't forget to pick up
    When Mom gives you a call.




  15. Celebration
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    Graduation day is almost here,
    The moment you've been waiting for all year
    Many jokes and gags galore,
    From grades to silly pranks and more!

    Laughing with your classmates near,
    Your graduation day is finally here.
    Your achievement makes us so proud,
    We welcome the celebrations that shall abound!



  16. Your achievement makes us so proud, We welcome the celebrations that shall abound!
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  17. Our Graduation Glee
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    Graduating from here today
    We can be proud we did it our own way.
    From playgrounds to lockers and detention rooms too,
    Now our grad cap fills the room with a hue.

    It’s been a long study filled ride
    Through tests of knowledge, teachers supplied.
    But the ending’s celebratory, there’s no mistake
    We deserve this diploma, a trophy not to break!  

    It comes with a funny tassel that flips and wriggles free
    A funny reminder of our graduation glee!


Related Pages:

Graduation Thank You Poems – A touch of humor is wonderful, but saying thank you with heartfelt words completes the celebration.

Teacher Appreciation Poems – After the laughter, take a moment to honor the teachers who helped make graduation possible.

Graduation Christian Poems – Alongside smiles and humor, these poems shine a light on faith and God’s guiding hand.

Celebrate Quotes – These joyful quotes echo the cheer and laughter found in every funny graduation poem.

Graduation Wishes For A Friend – Pair a lighthearted laugh with kind wishes that show how much your friend means to you.

Graduation Sayings – Let these clever sayings carry the fun forward, perfect for cards, speeches, or keepsakes.

Conclusion

As this chapter closes and a new one begins, may laughter be part of your journey. Graduation marks an incredible achievement—one filled with hard work, dedication, and maybe a few sleepless nights. But in the middle of all the seriousness, it’s good to pause and smile.

These funny graduation poems are a gentle reminder that life isn’t just about accomplishments—it’s also about enjoying the moments along the way. Whether you’re the one graduating or cheering someone on, a little humor can go a long way in lifting spirits and easing nerves.

So as caps are tossed and speeches made, let joy and laughter be part of the celebration. Congratulations to all the graduates—may you carry that same sense of humor into the adventures ahead!


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