12 Funny Graduation Poems
Bring a smile to the graduates face with these funny graduation poems. Graduation is a momentous occasion in anyone's life, but it can also be a little overwhelming. Amidst the sea of emotions and memories, humor can be a great way to lighten the mood and offer congratulations to the new graduate.Whether you're a graduate looking to inject some humor into your speech or a friend or family member looking to add a little wit to your congratulations, we hope you find a poem that will suit your need.
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Graduation Lap
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
As graduation comes near,
We gather and cheer.
We received a cool hat,
With no use for a flat,
We wear it all proud,
Then eagerly crowd,
As we get up and all clap,
For we are officially taking the graduation lap. -
You Smart Cookie
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
Congratulations on your graduation,
You smart cookie you,
No more lectures to attend,
Or essays to review.
Now go out into the world,
And make a name for yourself,
Just don't forget to call your friends,
And share your wealth. -
My Time Has Finally Come
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
My time has finally come, what a hoot
I'm graduating, can you dig it?
Today is the day that I try to shoot
For all of my dreams now I must go and pursue.
As I await on the stage I can't help but smile
Exciting times, fulfilled with style.
The grad hat proudly upon my head
And everyone knows, my future will be well-sped! -
Let Us Pass
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
Graduation day looms so near,
We all can feel a little fear.
We must head back to such classes
As Chemistry and Math! Oh, let us pass!
Our diplomas will be put in frames,
But first, we'll do sneaky pranks and games.
Coin tosses in the hallways,
Smiles and laughter on graduation day.
Let's forget our books and studies,
But we'll never forget our school buddies! -
Our Future
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
Commencement day has come and gone,
So loud and proud we all sang our song.
We wore our caps and threw them high,
And stood for pictures on the lawn outside.
We shook hands with diplomas in hand,
Daydreams of greatness all across the land.
All around us, our future is nigh,
To classes and books, we say goodbye! -
Congratulations Classmates!
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
Congratulations classmates: we have made it thru
No more classes to sit thru with the same old view
Oh the struggles and stress, but still here we stand
Grads in shiny caps, tassels in our hands
A degree with honors may not be our fate
But we battled classes - which was no small feat!
Diploma in hand and ready for the next step,
Our journey's just started - we have now been prepped.
The day will see hugs and kisses, laughter and cries
Wrap up that cap and gown and say goodbye. -
Leave This Place Behind
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
It's time to leave this place behind,
We've studied long enough, that's for sure.
We've worked hard in preparation,
Now it's time to open new doors.
Oh, the nights when we did cram,
With dreams and thoughts of new plans.
Now we have one final task to prove,
That our minds have truly improved.
We can finally leave this hall of books,
It's time to toast with champagne flutes.
We may be somewhat relieved and sad,
But graduation's here, oh we should be glad! -
Newfound Knowledge
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
You did it, you graduated,
And now it's time to celebrate,
No more lectures to endure,
Or papers to annotate.
Now go out there and conquer the world,
With your newfound knowledge,
You have done it,
You have finished college! -
Make Us All Proud
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
You've got your degree,
And now it's time to depart,
No more studying late,
Or reading by heart.
Now go out there
And make us all proud,
Follow the sunshine,
And not the clouds! -
Congratulations Graduate
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
Congratulations, graduate,
You've made it to the end,
No more late-night cramming,
Or assignments to send.
Now go out into the world,
And give it your all,
Just don't forget to pick up
When Mom gives you a call. -
Celebration
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
Graduation day is almost here,
The moment you've been waiting for all year
Many jokes and gags galore,
From grades to silly pranks and more!
Laughing with your classmates near,
Your graduation day is finally here.
Your achievement makes us so proud,
We welcome the celebrations that shall abound! -
Our Graduation Glee
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
Graduating from here today
We can be proud we did it our own way.
From playgrounds to lockers and detention rooms too,
Now our grad cap fills the room with a hue.
It’s been a long study filled ride
Through tests of knowledge, teachers supplied.
But the ending’s celebratory, there’s no mistake
We deserve this diploma, a trophy not to break!
It comes with a funny tassel that flips and wriggles free
A funny reminder of our graduation glee!
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Graduation is a special occasion, a momentous occasion that deserves to be celebrated with laughter and joy. Funny graduation poems provide a lighthearted way to acknowledge the hard work and dedication it took to reach this milestone, while also reminding us not to take ourselves too seriously. So, to all the graduates out there, congratulations and keep laughing!
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