12 Funny Graduation Poems

1. Graduation Lap
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   As graduation comes near,
   We gather and cheer.
   We received a cool hat,
   With no use for a flat,
   We wear it all proud,
   Then eagerly crowd,
   As we get up and all clap,
   For we are officially taking the graduation lap.




Graduation Poems



2. You Smart Cookie
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   Congratulations on your graduation,
   You smart cookie you,
   No more lectures to attend,
   Or essays to review.
   
   Now go out into the world,
   And make a name for yourself,
   Just don't forget to call your friends,
   And share your wealth.




Graduation Wishes For A Friend



3. My Time Has Finally Come
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   My time has finally come, what a hoot
   I'm graduating, can you dig it?
   Today is the day that I try to shoot
   For all of my dreams now I must go and pursue.
   
   As I await on the stage I can't help but smile
   Exciting times, fulfilled with style.
   The grad hat proudly upon my head
   And everyone knows, my future will be well-sped!




4. Let Us Pass
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   Graduation day looms so near,
   We all can feel a little fear.
   We must head back to such classes
   As Chemistry and Math! Oh, let us pass!
   
   Our diplomas will be put in frames,
   But first, we'll do sneaky pranks and games.
   Coin tosses in the hallways,
   Smiles and laughter on graduation day.
   
   Let's forget our books and studies,
   But we'll never forget our school buddies!




Graduation Poems for High School



5. Our Future
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   Commencement day has come and gone,
   So loud and proud we all sang our song.
   We wore our caps and threw them high,
   And stood for pictures on the lawn outside.
   
   We shook hands with diplomas in hand,
   Daydreams of greatness all across the land.
   All around us, our future is nigh,
   To classes and books, we say goodbye!




6. Congratulations Classmates!
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   Congratulations classmates: we have made it thru
   No more classes to sit thru with the same old view
   Oh the struggles and stress, but still here we stand
   Grads in shiny caps, tassels in our hands
   
   A degree with honors may not be our fate
   But we battled classes - which was no small feat!
   Diploma in hand and ready for the next step,
   Our journey's just started - we have now been prepped.
   
   The day will see hugs and kisses, laughter and cries
   Wrap up that cap and gown and say goodbye.




A New Chapter In Life Poem



7. Leave This Place Behind
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   It's time to leave this place behind,
   We've studied long enough, that's for sure.
   We've worked hard in preparation,
   Now it's time to open new doors.
   
   Oh, the nights when we did cram,
   With dreams and thoughts of new plans.
   Now we have one final task to prove,
   That our minds have truly improved.
   
   We can finally leave this hall of books,
   It's time to toast with champagne flutes.
   We may be somewhat relieved and sad,
   But graduation's here, oh we should be glad!




8. Newfound Knowledge
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   You did it, you graduated,
   And now it's time to celebrate,
   No more lectures to endure,
   Or papers to annotate.
   
   Now go out there and conquer the world,
   With your newfound knowledge,
   You have done it,
   You have finished college!




Graduation Poems For Daughter



9. Make Us All Proud
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   You've got your degree,
   And now it's time to depart,
   No more studying late,
   Or reading by heart.
   
   Now go out there
   And make us all proud,
   Follow the sunshine,
   And not the clouds!




Graduation Sayings



10. Congratulations Graduate
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
    
    Congratulations, graduate,
    You've made it to the end,
    No more late-night cramming,
    Or assignments to send.
    
    Now go out into the world,
    And give it your all,
    Just don't forget to pick up
    When Mom gives you a call.




Graduation Poems For Son



11. Celebration
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
    
    Graduation day is almost here,
    The moment you've been waiting for all year
    Many jokes and gags galore,
    From grades to silly pranks and more!
    
    Laughing with your classmates near,
    Your graduation day is finally here.
    Your achievement makes us so proud,
    We welcome the celebrations that shall abound!




Graduation Poems From Parents



12. Our Graduation Glee
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
    
    Graduating from here today
    We can be proud we did it our own way.
    From playgrounds to lockers and detention rooms too,
    Now our grad cap fills the room with a hue.
    
    It’s been a long study filled ride
    Through tests of knowledge, teachers supplied.
    But the ending’s celebratory, there’s no mistake
    We deserve this diploma, a trophy not to break!
    
    It comes with a funny tassel that flips and wriggles free
    A funny reminder of our graduation glee!