10 Funny Love Poems

Bring a smile to your sweetheart's face with these funny love poems. Funny lines but messages of love and appreciation for the one you love.

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  1. Giggly
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    When I met you I felt all giggly inside
    Was this love I had to decide.
    When I looked into your eyes
    I felt like I had won a prize.

    When you walked in the door
    My heart thumped and hit the floor.
    You were all and more than I dreamed
    My smile, oh how I beamed.

    Now years later, I see love it was
    With you, my life is a buzz.
    I am so glad we met that day
    I truly love you in every way.




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  3. Things That Go Together
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    Bacon and eggs,
    Pop and chips,
    Beans and wieners,
    Veggies and dip,
    These are things that go together.

    Girls and boys,
    Friends and smiles,
    Santa and toys,
    Store and aisles,
    These are things that go together.

    Me and you, life and sharing,
    Hugs and kisses, love and caring,
    Oh, my love, together
    you and me, forever!



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  5. I'd Go Many Miles
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    When life finds us with busy days
    We find new ways to say we care.
    Love you no matter the mood
    Crabby or happy I just give you food.

    Just know, I love being in your arms
    And oh, I love your charm.
    I love going to our favorite restaurant
    And more so, sharing one dessert.

    All the little things in life,
    Together we overcome any strife.
    But the best of all is your smile
    With you, I'd go many miles.



  6. Roses Are Red
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    The milk is sour
    I am now late, by an hour.
    But a kiss from you
    Takes away the blues.



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  8. Love Is
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    Love is holding hands and kisses
    Dreaming and making wishes.

    Love is ice cream on your face
    And me whipping it so there is no trace.

    Love is the silly things you do
    Even when you scare me with a boo.

    Love is getting lost
    And letting you think you're the boss.

    Love is never placing blame
    And your silly nicknames.

    Love is laughing at your silly jokes
    And visiting with your folks.

    Love is you cooking dinner
    And me, letting you think it was a winner.

    Love is sharing my life with you.
    Loving you and all you do.



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  10. Life's Cravings
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    Growing up I had many cravings
    In my mind, some had top ratings.

    I craved cookies and sweets
    And oh how I loved my treats.

    Slushies and ice cream
    A child's dream.

    And in my teenage years,
    I thought burgers and fries were a dear.

    But now I am more sophisticated, that's true
    Because I crave YOU!



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  12. Wrinkles and Gray
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    What happened,
    Where did the years go
    I wish there was a way
    To make them slow.

    I look in the mirror
    And wrinkles and gray
    It's enough to ruin
    Any day.

    And then I took a
    Look at you
    And you're the same
    That is true.

    But who cares
    About wrinkles and gray
    As long as we
    Can still get out and play.

    My love for you
    Will never get gray
    I love you more and more
    Each and every day!



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  14. Our Love's Like A Sitcom
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Our love's like a sitcom,
    With punchlines on cue.

    We laugh through the drama,
    And dance through the strife,
    In this crazy love story,
    We're partners for life.

    Like roses, we're thorny,
    At times, we're quite silly,
    But our love's the best joke,
    In this comedy, really!

    So here's to our laughter,
    Our joy, and our fun,
    In the world's grandest comedy,
    We're the stars, number one!



  15. They Say
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    They say, "love is blind"
    That I did find.
    It didn't matter what you did
    I was giddy like a kid.

    They say, "I only have eyes for you."
    They got that right, that is so true.
    No matter what you looked like
    Seeing you made my heart spike.

    They say, "love grows more each year."
    Well, they got that right, my dear.
    Doesn't matter if love is blind
    You're the best, you're one of a kind.



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  17. The Most Amazing Thing Is
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    I've seen you at your worst,
    I've seen you at your best.
    But the most amazing thing is
    When you are undressed.

    I've seen you being silly
    I've seen you laughing at your own jokes
    But the most amazing thing is
    When you are with your folks.

    I've seen you in your failure
    I've seen you in your success.
    But the most amazing thing is
    When you confess.

    I've seen you in sad times,
    I've seen you in happy times.
    But the most amazing thing is
    The hills that you climb.

    I've seen you say "I love you",
    I've seen you say "the best is yet to come".
    But the most amazing thing is
    I wouldn't trade you, my love, my chum.

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We hope these funny love poems are ones that will make you and your loved one smile while at the same time expressing feelings of affection and adoration.



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