Oh, Valentine, you make my heart race,
With your cheesy lines and silly embrace.
Though it's a bit corny, I must confess,
Your love is something I can't repress.
Valentine, you're like a goofy clown,
Always making me smile, never a frown.
Your love is like a funny joke,
It keeps me laughing until I choke.
Valentine, you're as sweet as pie,
With your love, I'll never say goodbye.
You make my heart skip a beat,
Your funny antics, encourage me to always eat.
Oh, Valentine, you're a sight to behold,
With your funny quirks, never getting old.
You bring joy into my life each day,
In your comical way, you always make me gay.
Valentine, you're like a comic strip,
With your funny antics, I can't resist.
You make my head giggle with grins,
You're a barrel of laughs, maybe we're twins.
Oh, Valentine, your love is so fine,
You make my heart do flips and dives.
But please, don't give me flowers or knives,
Just give me lots of chocolate, every time!
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
My dear Valentine, you're one in a million,
But seriously, you owe me a billion.
I bought you a gift, so sweet and divine,
But all I got was some lousy cheap wine!
Valentine, oh Valentine, you drive me crazy,
With your cheesy lines and being so lazy.
But still, I can't help but smile,
Because every day feels like I'm on trial.
Oh Valentine, let's be real,
Roses are nice, but what about a meal?
No need for fancy dates or a grand affair,
Just pizza and Netflix, and I'll be right there!
Valentine, my sweet delight,
Let's skip the clichés, alright?
No teddy bears or heart-shaped things,
Just jump around like we've got wings.
Oh, Valentine, you make me giggle,
With your silly jokes that make me wiggle.
You're the love of my life, no doubt,
Even though I may be a little stout.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Valentine, you make me go woo!
You're the reason I smile all day,
Sending you love, in my own special way.
Valentine, you're sweeter than honey,
You bring joy even more than money.
With you, every day feels like a delight,
You're my sunshine, even when we fight.
Valentine, you're like a love potion,
You cast a spell with your affectionate motion.
You make my heart skip a beat,
With you, life feels unbelievably sweet.
Valentine, you're my partner in crime,
Together we celebrate every moment of time.
Your laughter brings music to my ears,
I cherish the love we've built throughout the years.
Here's to you, my dear Valentine,
May our love always brightly shine.
With you, every day is a celebration,
My heart belongs to you, without hesitation.
Valentine, you're like a goofy clown,
Always making me smile, never a frown.
Your love is like a funny joke,
It keeps me laughing until I choke.
Valentine, you're as sweet as pie,
With your love, I'll never say goodbye.
You make my heart skip a beat,
Your funny antics, encourage me to smell so sweet.
Oh, Valentine, you're a sight to behold,
With your funny quirks, never getting old.
You bring joy into my life each day,
In your comical way, you always make me gay.
Valentine, you're like a comic strip,
With your funny antics, I can't resist.
You make my head giggle with grins,
You're a barrel of laughs, maybe we're twins.
Oh, Valentine, your love is so fine,
You make my heart do flips and dives.
But please, don't give me flowers or knives,
Just give me lots of chocolate, every time!
My dear Valentine, you're one in a million,
But seriously, you owe me over a billion.
I bought you a gift, so sweet and divine,
But all I got was some lousy cheap wine!
Valentine, oh Valentine, you drive me crazy,
With your cheesy lines and being so lazy.
But still, I can't help but smile,
Because every day feels like I'm on trial.
Oh Valentine, let's be real,
Roses are nice, but what about a meal?
No need for fancy dates or a grand affair,
Just pizza and Netflix, and I'll be right there!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Valentine, you make me go woo!
You're the reason I smile all day,
Sending you love, in my own special way.
Valentine, you're sweeter than honey,
You bring joy even more than money.
With you, every day feels like a delight,
You're my sunshine, even when we fight.
Valentine, you're my partner in crime,
Together we celebrate every moment of time.
Your laughter brings music to my ears,
I cherish the love we've built throughout the years.
Here's to you, my dear Valentine,
May our love always brightly shine.
With you, every day is a celebration,
My heart belongs to you, without hesitation.
