Funny Christmas Card Messages
Find short messages to use in your Christmas cards that will bring a smile to their face! Christmas is a time when smiles are plenty, with exchanges of love and happiness. You may also want to share our collection of funny poems.Christmas Messages /
- Eat, drink, and be very merry. Repeat as often as needed. Wishing you an awesome Christmas holiday!
- My math may not be the best but I sure know that I can count on you as number one. Merry Christmas!
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May your presents be many and troubles be few.
And may Santa be gracious to you. - May all your bells jingle and your white whiskers be fewer. Merry Christmas!
- As I grow older, I'm not sure which comes first - Claus or Santa, or Santa and Claus. But, one thing I know for sure is that I'll never forget you! Merry Christmas!
- Make sure you laugh lots this Christmas season, as when the New Year starts - the bills will come piling in and you want won't to laugh then.
- Christmas is the only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks
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Families have their ups and downs
Sometimes it seems we are all clowns
But on this Christmas just let me say
I am happy we're together, celebrating this day! - May the shine of your bald head be the light guiding the reindeer to your home this Christmas. Have a very, merry holiday!
- If your holidays aren't filled with lots of ho-ho-ho, you've missed it!
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Can you believe that Christmas is approaching? Golly,
We hope yours will be jolly! - Why does Santa now look younger than me? I wonder if he'll share his secret for staying the same age each year.
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With age, Christmas wishes
become not to have to do the dishes - May your jingle be jolly this Christmas season.
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Don't wake me up until you check under the tree
And make sure there are lots of presents for me! - I've prepared my naughty and nice list. Good news - you've finally made my 'nice' list. Congratulations! Merry Christmas!
- Hope this holiday season adorns your walls and halls with an abundance of merriment!
- It is the reason in this season to be a little topsy turvy or even a little tipsy! Cheers to a wonderful Christmas!
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The Christmas countdown has begun
Counting the days for Christmas fun -
I can't wait for Santa dear
Oh the jingle jangle on the roof I will hear
May the time go fast for all
The day will come and we will have a bawl. - Don't let your visa become your Santa!
- All through the house, not even a mouse. Look out, though, for the little munchkins running to and fro searching for treasures left by old St. Nic. Have a wonderful joy-filled Christmas time.
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