Find short messages to use in your Christmas cards that will bring a smile to their face! Christmas is a time when smiles are plenty, with exchanges of love and happiness.
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new vacuum cleaner for Christmas.
May your jingle be jolly this Christmas season.
As I grow older, I'm not sure which comes first - Claus or Santa, or Santa and Claus. But, one thing I know for sure is that I'll never forget you! Merry Christmas!
Slipping and sliding, like penguins in a race, counting down the days for Christmas we brace.
Catherine Pulsifer, Christmas A Winter Wonderland
Funny Christmas Poems
Make sure you laugh lots this Christmas season, as when the New Year starts - the bills will come piling in and you want won't to laugh then.
Santa's reindeer are just like us, trying to navigate through the year without a GPS.
Funny Santa Claus Poems
May your days be merry and bright, and your credit card bills light!
Christmas is all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list. Good luck, my friend!
Families have their ups and downs
Sometimes it seems we are all clowns
But on this Christmas just let me say
I am happy we're together, celebrating this day!
Christmas Poems for Mom
May the shine of your bald head be the light guiding the reindeer to your home this Christmas. Have a very, merry holiday!
Hope this holiday season adorns your walls and halls with an abundance of merriment!
May your Wi-Fi be strong, your family be civil, and your presents be numerous. Happy Holidays!
May your family be functional and all your batteries be charged!
It is the reason in this season to be a little topsy turvy or even a little tipsy! Cheers to a wonderful Christmas!
The Christmas countdown has begun
Counting the days for Christmas fun
I can't wait for Santa dear
Oh the jingle jangle on the roof I will hear
May the time go fast for all
The day will come and we will have a bawl.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!
All through the house, not even a mouse. Look out, though, for the little munchkins running to and fro searching for treasures left by old St. Nic. Have a wonderful joy-filled Christmas time.