34 Funny Christmas Card Messages

Find short messages to use in your Christmas cards that will bring a smile to their face! Christmas is a time when smiles are plenty, with exchanges of love and happiness.

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  1. Eat, drink, and be very merry. Repeat as often as needed. Wishing you an awesome Christmas holiday!
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  2. My math may not be the best but I sure know that I can count on you as number one. Merry Christmas!

  3. May your presents be many and troubles be few.
    And may Santa be gracious to you.

  4. May all your bells jingle and your white whiskers be fewer. Merry Christmas!
    Christmas Card Poem

  5. You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new vacuum cleaner for Christmas.

  6. May your jingle be jolly this Christmas season.

  7. As I grow older, I'm not sure which comes first - Claus or Santa, or Santa and Claus. But, one thing I know for sure is that I'll never forget you! Merry Christmas!

  8. Slipping and sliding, like penguins in a race, counting down the days for Christmas we brace.
    Catherine Pulsifer, Christmas A Winter Wonderland
    Funny Christmas Poems

  9. Make sure you laugh lots this Christmas season, as when the New Year starts - the bills will come piling in and you want won't to laugh then.

  10. Christmas is the only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks
    Christmas Tree Poems

  11. Santa's reindeer are just like us, trying to navigate through the year without a GPS. 
    Funny Santa Claus Poems

  12. May your days be merry and bright, and your credit card bills light!

  13. Christmas is all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list. Good luck, my friend!

  14. Families have their ups and downs
    Sometimes it seems we are all clowns
    But on this Christmas just let me say
    I am happy we're together, celebrating this day!
    Christmas Poems for Mom

  15. May the shine of your bald head be the light guiding the reindeer to your home this Christmas. Have a very, merry holiday!

  16. If your holidays aren't  filled with lots of ho-ho-ho, you've missed it!
    Christmas Joy Poems

  17. Can you believe that Christmas is approaching? Golly,
    We hope yours will be jolly!

  18. Wishing you a Christmas so bright, it could power Rudolph's nose!

  19. Why does Santa now look younger than me? I wonder if he'll share his secret for staying the same age each year.
    Santa Poems

  20. With age, Christmas wishes
    become not to have to do the dishes

  21. Wishing you a holiday season so jolly, even your in-laws are fun!

  22. Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet! Happy Holidays!

  23. Don't wake me up until you check under the tree
    And make sure there are lots of presents for me!

  24. I've prepared my naughty and nice list. Good news - you've finally made my 'nice' list. Congratulations! Merry Christmas!

  25. Hope this holiday season adorns your walls and halls with an abundance of merriment!
    Christmas Wishes

  26. Hope this holiday season adorns your walls and halls with an abundance of merriment!

  27. May your Wi-Fi be strong, your family be civil, and your presents be numerous. Happy Holidays!

  28. May your family be functional and all your batteries be charged! It is the reason in this season to be a little topsy turvy or even a little tipsy! Cheers to a wonderful Christmas!

  29. The Christmas countdown has begun
    Counting the days for Christmas fun

  30. I can't wait for Santa dear
    Oh the jingle jangle on the roof I will hear
    May the time go fast for all
    The day will come and we will have a bawl.

  31. Don't let your visa become your Santa!

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  33. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!

  34. All through the house, not even a mouse. Look out, though, for the little munchkins running to and fro searching for treasures left by old St. Nic. Have a wonderful joy-filled Christmas time.

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