Mr. Nobody Poem

Let this Mr. Nobody poem bring a smile to your face. I think every family can relate to a Mr. Nobody in their house. In other words, who did it? No one knows!  Also, be inspired by the poem about anybody, somebody, nobody!
 

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Mr. Nobody
Poet: Unknown


I know a funny little man,
As quiet as a mouse.
Who does the mischief that is done
In everybody's house!
There's no one ever sees his face,-
And yet we all agree
That every plate we break was cracked
By Mr. Nobody.

Tis he who always tears our books,
Who leaves the door ajar,
He pulls the buttons from our shirts.
And scatters pins afar;
That squeaking door will always squeak
For, prithee, don't you see.
We leave the oiling to be done
By Mr. Nobody.

He puts damp wood upon the fire.
That kettles cannot boil;
His are the feet that bring in mud.
And all the carpets soil.
The papers always are mislaid.
Who had them last but he?
There's no one tosses them about
But Mr. Nobody.

The finger-marks upon the door
By none of us are made;
We never leave the blinds unclosed.
To let the curtains fade.
The ink we never spill, the boots
That lying round you see
Are not our boots; they all belong
To Mr. Nobody.

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Anybody, Somebody, Nobody
Poet: Unknown


Anybody could do it
But somebody didn't do it
And in the end nobody did it.

So I asked somebody to do it
And then asked if anyone could
And then nobody did it.

So if anybody could have done it
And sombody should have
That left nobody to do it.

So don't be a nobody
Or leave it to anybody
When a somebody you could be

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