Aging Advice

We hope you enjoy the verses and quotations. If you have a friend who is celebrating a birthday you may want to share with them. Hopefully these funny birthday poems will bring smiles and best wishes!



Funny Birthday Poems

Aging Advice
Poet: , (c) 2011

Happy Birthday to my dear friend,
I wish you a happy and great day.
Can't believe you're now one year older,
Time to celebrate and holler Hooray!

Being an age older than you,
I must give you a little advice.
Growing older is not just getting wiser,
Its all in the roll of the dice.

Some of us start to forget things,
Others our bodies unravel.
We wish we could take aging and stop it,
Or maybe sent it somewhere to travel.

All I can say is eat well,
And try and take care of yourself.
A little exercise and great company,
Is what aging is all about.


You're Older Than We
Poet: , (c) 2011

What's so great about your birthday?
Oh let me tell you, its so wonderfully great.
First of all your turning another year older,
And the rest of us don~ez_rsquo~t get the discounted rate!

We're so glad you~ez_rsquo~re older than we are,
As making fun of your age is so fun.
We do hope you know we're just kidding,
But man do we love to make pun.

We~ez_rsquo~re sorry your aging is so humorous,
We~ez_rsquo~ll all eventually be turning this age too,
But the funny thing is when we get to this age,
We'll still be younger than you!

Okay enough is enough,
We know when its time to settle down.
We just hope you realize we're celebrating,
Our birthday friend who is the talk of the town!

Short Quotes

Thoughts shape one's fate, determining success or failure. Each thought stamps itself forever on one's personality- thoughts therefore, make one's personality.
Dorothea Kopplin, Something to Live By

Some people develop a wish bone where their back bone should be.
Author Unknown

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
Alexander Woollcott

If you cannot find the truth right where you are, where else do you expect to find it?
Dogen

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
John Lennon

Old beliefs do not lead you to new cheese.
Spencer Johnson, Who Moved My Cheese?

Have more than though showest, speak less than thou knowest, lend less than thou owest.
Will Shakespeare

The past is but the beginning of a beginning, and . . . all that is and has been is but the twilight of the dawn.
H. G. Wells

Without drive, one's potential may never leave the garage.
Donald Neviaser, The Inner View

Tasks done at a high standard pave the way to bigger things.
Wilferd Peterson, The Art of Living

When you blame, you sign off the rights to your life.
Milton Katselas, Dreams into Action, Getting what you want!


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