Funny Birthday Poems
Do Not Be Stressed
Poet: Julie Hebert, © 2012
It's that time again to say happy birthday,
To someone who is always so great.
Another year has gone past you,
Ain't birthdays something we love to hate.
Don't be stressed about getting older,
We all have to age at some point.
It's nice to have someone to warn us,
And you are the one we appoint.
So tell us how aging has affected you,
Are you wrinkled, exhausted or sore?
Aging can be very nasty,
So glad you are the one keeping score.
Try not to think about getting older,
Think of it as becoming wise.
Okay that last statement is way too funny,
I should not be telling such lies.
Aging is Fun
Poet: Julie Hebert, (c) 2012
Growing old is,
Lots of fun,
Allow me to share,
The obvious pun.
Of course this fun,
Is not the truth,
Is aging all that,
Fun to you?
Wrinkles, and more.
Is not my idea of
But maybe things will be different for you.
Do not let the stress of age
Make you blue
Live life, be engaged!
As we age, our experience reduces our stress!
The mark of a successful man is one that has spent an entire day on the bank of a river without feeling guilty about it.
The older you get, the older old is!
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
Mohandas K. Gandhi
Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you.
John De Paola
Stress is not what happens to us. It's our response TO what happens.
And RESPONSE is something we can choose.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and
you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Stress is an admission of weakness, a cry of defeat to the world.
A youthful mind is seldom totally free from ambition; to curb that, is the first step to contentment, since to diminish expectation is to increase enjoyment.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
Don't let your age stress you out, celebrate your birthday as there are many
people who never have that opportunity.