32 Humorous Quotes
A collection of humor quotes makes a great medicine for every person no
matter who or where you are in the cycle of life. In humor, you will find that life
does not seem so hard. Humor is better than any medicine that
you could possibly buy in the market.
Never underestimate the healing power of a gut-wrenching laugh; the spirit of a
person can be instantly transformed to one of bountiful joy without adding any
human-made substance to the mix of life.
Byron R. Pulsifer
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
If nothing changed during your lifetime, you'd still be in diapers. Aren't you glad that change has occurred?
Byron R. Pulsifer
Positive Quotes About Change
sky looks like cottage cheese spilled on a blue table cloth
Richard L. Ratliff
"Humor, a great stress reliever!
Laugh, be happy and have less stress!"
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
30 is the new 20, unless you’re 20, then it’s the new 40.
"Nature is always kind enough to give even her clouds a humorous lining."
James Russell Lowell
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted
by every pebble in the road."
Henry Ward Beecher
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Even if you're on the right track - you'll get run over if you just sit there.
"Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society."
Funny Poems About Life
I’m not growing older, I’m increasing in value.
Funny Birthday Poems About Old Age
Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.
"Good nature is worth more than knowledge,
more than money, more than honor, to the persons who possess it."
Henry Ward Beecher
Short Positive Quotes
"Laughing at ourselves is possible when we are able to
see humanity as it is - a little lower than the angels and at times
only slightly higher than the apes.
"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing.
The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip
away and a sunny spirit takes their place."
"You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things."
"Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you."
We're sorry your aging is so humorous, we'll all eventually be turning this age too,
But the funny thing is when we get to this age, we'll still be younger than you!
Julie Hebert, You're Older Than We
Funny Birthday Poems
"The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease
to be amused."
Short Inspirational Quotes
I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man I've met.
"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along
with people, of getting things done."
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
"The world does not always give us something to laugh about,
so we need to create our own humor."
Joyce Meyer, eat the cookie. . .buy the shoes
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
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"Giggling starts as a ripple and may expand into a deep belly laugh.
It's truly therapeutic, relaxing, and calming. With a little laughter
you're free to enjoy the absurd."
"It is impossible to laugh without finding yourself momentarily immersed in joy."
Sue Ellen Cooper, The Red Hat Society's Laugh Lines
Now I know why I was born near the beginning of winter - in order to save up enough fat to make it through January and February.
Rory R. Cuphist
"One of your most valuable assets is a good sense of humor.
In general, humorous people are fun to be with, have less stress
and a healthier outlook on life."
Poems of Encouragement
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.
If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.
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