Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
Where do the years go, my dear, I wonder,
Do they vanish in a cosmic blunder?
Like socks that vanish from the dryer's heat,
The years go missing, vanishing complete.
Yet still we say Happy New Year! with cheer,
As though it's victory, not loss we hear.
Perhaps, my dear, it’s simply our way
Of embracing change and finding joy each day.
New Year Poems
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
On New Year's Eve, the clock strikes twelve,
I make resolutions all by myself.
To change my ways and start anew,
But deep down I know it won't come true.
I vow to exercise, hit the gym each day,
Yet my couch becomes my permanent stay.
My resolution blues, they make me sigh,
For once again, it was all a lie.
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
Christmas is over, New Year is here,
But the bills start rolling, oh dear, oh dear!
Santa’s gifts and decorations were grand,
Now it's time to pay, with wallet in hand.
Credit cards groaning with weight and strain,
Oh, this new year's beginning feels like a pain!
Yet let’s laugh at this financial rhyme,
For humor is what makes it all fine.
Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
As the clock strikes midnight, we cheer,
Happy New Year, the day is here!
But wait, what's this I fear?
12 months ahead, and we're one year older, dear!
January brings resolutions anew,
February's chocolates make us forget a few.
March comes in like a lion, rawr!
April fools us with pranks galore!
May makes us wonder where time goes,
June brings summer, sunburns and woes.
July has fireworks lighting up the sky,
Oh my, oh my, how time does fly!
So here's to the year that lies ahead,
Let's face it with laughter instead.
With humor as our guiding light,
We'll tackle each day with all our might!
Month Poems
Short Funny New Year Poems
We make them, then they fade away.
But this year, I will do my best,
To keep them all, and pass the test!
But by 12:01, I'm already here.
Eating snacks, what can I say?
New Year's diet starts another day!
My alarm clock's ringing, oh, if I only knew.
Waking up early, that was the plan,
But my bed's so cozy, I'm a big fan!
But I'm in my PJs, a comfy sight.
Who needs parties, all that fuss?
New Year's Eve is for Netflix and us!
But by January's end, they're often missed.
So this year, I've made a new decree,
I'll keep my resolutions, I won't forget quickly.
New Year Quotes
New Year's resolutions, they're all attacked.
But I'm on the couch, chips in hand,
Watching TV, oh, ain't life grand?
But I'll snooze my alarm, that's the way.
No early riser, no morning run,
But a new day to have fun!
But I've got hot cocoa, so I'll be okay.
No diets for me, that's the rule,
I'll eat marshmallows until I'm full!
But I'll take it slow, with a grin.
No rush, no stress, just laughter and cheer,
I will look forward with no fear!
