10 Funny Poems About Sisters

1. Sister Lurks
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   In the land of sibling wars, there lies,
   A tale of snacks and stealthy spies.
   Brother sits with chips and glee,
   While sister lurks, mischievous, and sneaky.
   
   She slinks through the shadows, her mission clear,
   Snatching chips with finesse, devoid of fear.
   The sibling battles between sister and brother,
   A contest of wits like no other.
   
   She tiptoes with grace, avoiding detection,
   Leaving no traces, no sign of confection.
   Brother's snacks vanish, like magic, presto!
   Leaving him scratching his head, perplexed though.
   
   Oh, the war of snacks, a comical show,
   Where sibling rivalry continues to grow.
   But at day's end, they share laughter and jest,
   For siblings' bonds are put to the ultimate test.




2. Sister Fashion Follies
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   In the fashion world, my sister reigned supreme,
   She thought she had style that could make anyone scream.
   With wild fashion experiments, she set off on her quest,
   But little did she know, disaster was never far from her best.
   
   First came the mismatched socks, each one a unique display,
   Stripes with polka dots, all colors in disarray.
   She strutted down the street, like a fashion authority,
   But all eyes were on her feet, causing much hilarity.
   
   Then came the bold accessories, big and shiny as can be,
   She piled on necklaces, bracelets, and rings from sea to sea.
   But the weight got the best of her, she tripped and fell like a fool,
   Her fashion choices leaving her battered and misruled.
   
   Lastly, she experimented with hairstyles that defied all logic,
   She crimped, curled and teased till her hair reached astronomical tropic.
   But instead of admiration, she faced laughter and deafening giggles,
   For a bird had taken residence, nesting in her hair full of wiggles.
   
   Oh, my sister's fashion experiments were truly a sight to behold,
   With each misstep and mishap, her confidence grew bold.
   But alas, her unparalleled sense of style was a tragic display,
   A lesson for us all, that fashion failures can happen any day.




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3. Prankster Sister
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   There once was a prankster sister,
   Who made her siblings quiver,
   With tricks and jest, she was the best,
   No sibling was safe, no matter the weather.
   
   In the morning, a toothpaste-filled Oreo,
   Forcing a sibling to taste the gooey dough,
   Or a bucket of water balanced above the door,
   Drenching her brother as he hit the floor.
   
   No occasion was safe from her scheming,
   April Fools' Day always had her dreaming,
   Of endless possibilities to make them laugh,
   Her tricks never-ending, her siblings on a path.
   
   So beware of the prankster sister's play,
   In her world, mischief is on display,
   From rubber snakes to exploding laughter,
   Her siblings can never escape her prankster chapter.




4. Silly Sister's Pranky Days
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   Silly sister, always up to no good,
   With her mischievous pranks, she thought she could
   Bamboozle her siblings and laugh alone,
   Little did she know, her plans were overblown.
   
   First, she switched the sugar with the salt,
   Trying to make her brother's drink less sweet, the assault.
   But her sister, being clever and wise,
   Sipped first and spat out the salty surprise.
   
   Then sister, dear, put a fake bug in their cereal bowl,
   Thinking she'd scare them and take control.
   But both of them chuckled and gave her a wink,
   For they had known about her silly prank jinx.
   
   Finally, she filled their shampoo with goo,
   Hoping they'd pour it and get in a gooey shampoo.
   But her siblings had switched bottles that day,
   Leaving her to wash her hair in mayonnaise, hurray!.
   
   Oh, silly sister, what a laughable sight,
   With each prank backfiring, causing her own plight.
   Her siblings giggled and teased without fail,
   Leaving her as the biggest prankster's epic fail.




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Short Funny Sister Poems

5. Sisters In Crime
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   Sisters in crime, partners in jest,
   Secrets shared, never to rest.
   Laughter echoes through the years,
   Bond unbroken, banishing fears.




6. Silly Faces
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   Silly faces, goofy grins,
   Through thick and thin, the fun begins.
   Sisters by chance, friends by choice,
   A lifetime of laughter, a joyous voice.




7. Sibling Antics
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   Sibling antics, laughter's embrace,
   In the dance of life, sisters keep pace.
   With a shared joke and a knowing smile,
   Together, we make every moment worthwhile.




8. Endless Fun
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   Quirky, crazy, and endless fun,
   Sisters, the stars in life's sitcom.
   Through laughter and love, we navigate,
   A bond so strong, it's destined by fate.




9. Sisters In Glee
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   Tickling our funny bones, sisters in glee,
   A comedic duo, as close as can be.
   With inside jokes and humor so sweet,
   Sisters forever, life's laughter-filled feat.




10. In The Comedy Of Life
    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
    
    In the comedy of life, my sister's the star,
    With punchlines and giggles, near and far.
    Through thick and thin, our laughter rings,
    Sisters forever, the joy it brings.