How much do babies cost?" said he
The other night upon my knee;
And then I said: "They cost a lot;
A lot of watching by a cot,
A lot of sleepless hours and care,
A lot of heartache and despair,
A lot of fear and trying dread,
And sometimes many tears are shed
In payment for our babies small,
But every one is worth it all.
"For babies people have to pay
A heavy price from day to day -
There is no way to get one cheap.
Why, sometimes when they're fast asleep
You have to get up in the night
And go and see that they're all right.
But what they cost in constant care
And worry, does not half compare
With what they bring of joy and bliss -
You'd pay much more for just a kiss.
"Who buys a baby has to pay
A portion of the bill each day;
He has to give his time and thought
Unto the little one he's bought.
He has to stand a lot of pain
Inside his heart and not complain;
And pay with lonely days and sad
For all the happy hours he's had.
All this a baby costs, and yet
His smile is worth it all, you bet."
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Motherhood - What a glorious career! Author Unknown
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys."
What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father.
Mary Mapes Dodge
Prosperity is the blessing of the Old Testament; adversity is the blessing of the New.
Francis Bacon, Sr.
As we grow older together, as we continue to change with age, there is one thing that will never change - I will always keep falling in love with you. Karen Clodfelder
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life. Yiddish Proverb
The troubles of adolescence eventually all go away - it's just like a really long, bad cold. Dawn Ruelas